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[Leeshouldveflanked]

 

[HailStout]

Something about Snake Eyes

 

[POTUS]

TS = Tiger Stadium?

also, he left us so I wish nothing but failure for him.

 

[Colonel Angus.sixpack]

Playing poorly in Tiger Stadium is not optimal for living a life up to the standards of a ninja.

 

[Choctaw Dawg]

"Ts" = this ****

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Ninja, please.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

KARMA can be a mean b!tch

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

Ninja, please.

 

[Chesusdog]

Something about Snake Eyes

Gooooooo Joe!

 

[HailStout]

Gooooooo Joe!

 

[RocketDawg]

I have no idea what he means. One of the memes in the meme thread has a gal that can translate whatever language that is. Maybe she could figure it out.

I'm guessing he didn't take the loss to A&M well though.

 

[Podgy]

Humanities class assignment at LSU.

 

[Chesusdog]

Whatever it means I hope that he's unhappy.

 

[Bulldog45]

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Greg Byrne to LSU as AD and he’s hiring Dan Mullen?

 

[Curby]

Zav got paid well. And he's closer to home. Family is near.

He'll be fine.

 

[dawgman42]

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

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''I butt dialed this Tweet''

 

[Pilgrimdawg]

Wonder how he did in freshman english*******

 

[RopeDawg]

I shall now post cryptically on a public social media platform regarding something that is going on in personal life where someone who will most definitely see this has done me wrong. Doesn’t this person know that what they have done has affected this African American’s life and that it puts my future in danger?

 

[BossDawg78]

Beat me to it.

 

[Cool Cat]

Translation: "They are not taking me seriously, like this isn't my life." Now I have no idea who they are and what he feels isn't being taken seriously. But apparently he is all or nothing about "this sh*t (ts)." I am assuming he's referencing football.

 

[OG Goat Holder]

Zav got paid well. And he's closer to home. Family is near.

He'll be fine.

I can truthfully say that I do not give a 10th of a shlt.

 

[Anon246724]

If you need a quick translation, using a tool makes it super easy and accurate. You can try text to morse code to convert messages instantly.

 

[onewoof]

He was told he would be the next OBJ when they pulled him back over from Starkville.

He's not.

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Zav got paid well. And he's closer to home. Family is near.

He'll be fine.

Got paid more at State

 

[Yeti]

In my best Sir David Attenborough voice
“ here we have the American College football player. This particular variety has set out in his Charger to find companionship. Spotting a female at the local club he moves swiftly. She accepts his flirtation and has a drink purchased by him. He shows her his roll of money accentuated by his recent NIL deposit . She is interested until her interest is piqued by a new challenger who has just arrived on campus fit from a hot yoga session and sporting an even larger roll of cash The old challenger moves swiftly and the young player is sent off in defeat leaving him to post cryptic twitter messages that will baffle his former adoring old white fans

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Run it thru this and see what comes out.

 

[MagicDawg]

I think it's "Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!"

 

[Chesusdog]

I think it's "Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!"

I didn't know you spoke jive.

 

[MagicDawg]

I didn't know you spoke jive.

I learned it from this lady who lived on the same block as my grandparents during the 50s.

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

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Playing with transsexuals like this ain't ah ninja life?

 

[RocketDawg]

I think it's "Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!"

Further translation needed.

 

[hdogg]

It sounds like the lyrics to this apple watch commercial they keep playing on the sugar bowl breaks...which I keep muting