KID vs. TheMan
”In this corner, wearing black/white striped trunks and weighing in at 178 lbs., hailing from Wonderland, is the reigning self-appointed champion, consensus Mr. Negative . . . THEMAN!!!!!”
”And in the far-right corner, wearing all white and weighing in at
180 degrees, hailing from WaitTilNextYear, is the undisputed challenger, Mr. Positivity, lets hear it for the old man himself. . .’I Kid You Not’. . . KID!!!!
”Gentlemen, we want a fair fight, gloves off; however, no gouging or biting, a la Tyson’s Bite Fight, just straight-forward hay-makers! Now, go to your corners and FIND SOME JOY!”
”In this corner, wearing black/white striped trunks and weighing in at 178 lbs., hailing from Wonderland, is the reigning self-appointed champion, consensus Mr. Negative . . . THEMAN!!!!!”
”And in the far-right corner, wearing all white and weighing in at
180 degrees, hailing from WaitTilNextYear, is the undisputed challenger, Mr. Positivity, lets hear it for the old man himself. . .’I Kid You Not’. . . KID!!!!
”Gentlemen, we want a fair fight, gloves off; however, no gouging or biting, a la Tyson’s Bite Fight, just straight-forward hay-makers! Now, go to your corners and FIND SOME JOY!”