Tweets you'll never see tweeted: Pre-NSD Edition

[Jgbishop]

@yancyporter: turns out I have hallucinations and all the recruits I've been seeing in Oxford were in my head

 

[eckie1]

@fancyPorter Got a hot date with a female this evening!!

@yancyporter: turns out I have hallucinations and all the recruits I've been seeing in Oxford were in my head

#Danceoff #TOTALLYintochicks

 

[Bulldog from Birth]

#everythingwillbeok. @Bulldog from Birth

 

[DawgatAuburn]

@VictoryRed I really enjoy talking recruiting with the guys at work.

 

[mcdawg22]

@yancyporter 5 Star Recruit X says he is a solid commit to MSU and will most likely sign with the Bulldogs. #perTalty

 

[Chesusdog]

@VictoryRed Bedpans and CoachHughFreeze, both are always clean on my watch! #hottytoddy

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

@MuttTheHoople: Favorite four days R opening weekend of the Women's NCAA B'ball trney.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

@successfulquon: Just used money from summer job to buy a 5 year CD

 

[Victory Red]

I see what you did there.

Good work.

@Coach34: I was wrong.
Retweeted by Stephen A. Smith

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

OR, @MuttTheHoople- Da WNBA iz BLOWIN' UP!!!

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

@MutttheHoople Just cleaned the house and kitchen and making my own sandwich.

heh

 

[dawgfan016]

@CoachHughFreeze Christian souls are safe in Starkville, MS.

 

[lasher8]

+1

 

[Beretta.sixpack]

Full of win^^

@VictoryRed I really enjoy talking recruiting with the guys at work.

12344

 

[Jgbishop]

@rebelbruiser: I can write something that's only nine words long.

 

[Jackdragbean]

@CoachHughFreeze: ESPN reported it smells fishy in Oxford. That's the smell of money and ***** bitches!

 

[mcdawg22]

@rebelbruiser: I can write something that's only nine words long.

That's a funny idea. BruiserTwitter, all tweets have to be AT LEAST 1140 characters long.

 

[Shmuley]

@RighteousBeaver: send that to NCAA compliance first. #holiness

 

[Indndawg]

@recruitingthewaytheSaviorwants

@yancyporter: turns out I have hallucinations and all the recruits I've been seeing in Oxford were in my head

by Reverend Bucky Beaver