maroonmania said:
no reason to have expected anything different today. We have to be the worst hitting team in the nation with the bases loaded.
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 12px; ">Taken from:
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Fourth and 1</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 12px; "></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0); font-family: Helvetica, Verdana, Arial; font-size: 12px; ">- A coaching call so dubious, it forced receivers to drop passes, punters to shank punts, defense to stop tackling, and a kicker to miss a field goal two hours before the call</span><div><font class="Apple-style-span" color="#660000" face="Helvetica, Verdana, Arial"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px;">
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Bases Loaded- A situation so dubious, it forces batters to strike out, fly out in foul territory, hit into double plays, hit it right at a fielder, or otherwise cause any "massive tightening of the sphincter (quoting The Cream Theory)" so great, that even with no outs, we cannot possibly score a single run.</span></font></div> </div> </div></div>