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Hidden camera caught Steven Yeun on the set filming another scene. Glenn's not dead yet? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

 

Midway Cat

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If the zombie apocalypse happened, I actually think there would be a hell of a lot of cynical people who'd suddenly find Jesus. That's how religion works. When things get really bad, people turn to God for help.
 

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If the zombie apocalypse happened, I actually think there would be a hell of a lot of cynical people who'd suddenly find Jesus. That's how religion works. When things get really bad, people turn to God for help.

Actually that would make me run further away from religion.

Gonna pray to the guy who invented the zombies to hurt his children? That's pure evil. No thanks.
 

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[laughing]

I said a "hell of a lot of people," but it should go without saying that people like Jason, Willy, and myself would not be included.

That ship set sail and sank off the coast a long time ago.
 
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If the zombie apocalypse happened, I actually think there would be a hell of a lot of cynical people who'd suddenly find Jesus. That's how religion works. When things get really bad, people turn to God for help.
I'd have to see that to believe it. I have a feeling that other than the devout believers that see this as a sign of Jesus resurrecting us from the grave, that religion dies when patient zero refuses to. The only thing a bible would be good for at that point is to light a fire to keep warm.
 

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maybe, but zombies would probably be the final nail in the coffin for me. How could you believe in God at that point? People would actually be dying, not going to heaven or hell, and coming back to life to ****ing try and eat you.

Nah. I'm good.
I mean, technically, Christianity is a zombie religion. You have a guy that died, and rose from the grave. What do zombies do?
 

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Yea but that was one dude and an event that was foretold as something that would happen, not something that happened to everybody because of some virus or whatever. There's never been a prophecy that you'd die and come back to life to try and eat every ****er you see.
Speerz...

"f the dead are not raised, then Christ has not been raised. If Christ has not been raised, your faith is futile and you are still in your sins. Then those also who have fallen asleep in Christ have perished" (1 Cor. 15:13–18)


I believe in God, the Father almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.

I believe in Jesus Christ, God's only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried;
he descended to the dead.
On the third day he rose again;
he ascended into heaven,
he is seated at the right hand of the Father,
and he will come to judge the living and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy catholic Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting. Amen.

You slipping man...
 

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YEA BUT GODDAMIT DOES IT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE COMING BACK AND EATING OTHER PEOPLE THAT'S MY WHOLE POINT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Truly, truly, I say to you, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. Whoever feeds on my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up on the last day. For my flesh is true food and my blood is true drink (John 6:53-55).

He's a reverse zombie!
 
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Zombie baby eats Maggies tits while breast feeding thats how she dies. I blame Glenn.

What's it going to do gum her to death? As long as the baby doesn't get that first tooth before turning, she has about 6 months of safe feeding. After that a teething zombie baby wouldn't be a pleasant situation.

It would be cooler if you could ignore reality and have the baby die inside her and tear it's way out of her like in the movie Alien.


Have it stuck hanging partially out and then Maggie dies and turns into a walker wandering around with her baby forever.
 

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What's it going to do gum her to death? As long as the baby doesn't get that first tooth before turning, she has about 6 months of safe feeding. After that a teething zombie baby wouldn't be a pleasant situation.

It would be cooler if you could ignore reality and have the baby die inside her and tear it's way out of her like in the movie Alien.


Have it stuck hanging partially out and then Maggie dies and turns into a walker wandering around with her baby forever.


I hate pregnant women. Disgusting. I hate when they turn their 9 month pregnancies into Halloween costumes "Hay hunny, look. Imma baskteball. giggle giggle"

 

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What's it going to do gum her to death? As long as the baby doesn't get that first tooth before turning, she has about 6 months of safe feeding. After that a teething zombie baby wouldn't be a pleasant situation.

It would be cooler if you could ignore reality and have the baby die inside her and tear it's way out of her like in the movie Alien.


Have it stuck hanging partially out and then Maggie dies and turns into a walker wandering around with her baby forever.
Dawn of the Dead that had Marcellus Wallace in it did something similar. Woman zombified and gave birth to a zombaby.
 
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How about if Maggie wants to abort her undead fetus. Would there be issues from the Right to Life people if there are still some around? What do they consider life in these times? Does a heartbeat mean life? Maybe it is the fact that the body is moving on it's own. I could see the Right to Life picketing while chanting:


 

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What's it going to do gum her to death? As long as the baby doesn't get that first tooth before turning, she has about 6 months of safe feeding. After that a teething zombie baby wouldn't be a pleasant situation.

It would be cooler if you could ignore reality and have the baby die inside her and tear it's way out of her like in the movie Alien.


Have it stuck hanging partially out and then Maggie dies and turns into a walker wandering around with her baby forever.
Ignore reality? It's a show about zombies.