As many as it takes man. As many as it takes.Exactly how many butter knives does one keep in a house?
Seems like it would be hard to kill yourself or anybody with a butter knife.Exactly how many butter knives does one keep in a house?
Fact:As many as it takes man. As many as it takes.
“Hang on. I’m almost there. This current slight bleed is on your hands though. Gimme just a second. I’m getting there.”Exactly how many butter knives does one keep in a house?
Don't bother bringing me a band-aid... you're gonna have to live with the sight of my scratched wrist on your conscience for the rest of your life!!1!“Hang on. I’m almost there. This current slight bleed is on your hands though. Gimme just a second. I’m getting there.”
He must have never heard about a woman scorned.He fired her on Monday and by Wednesday she ratted him out.
Which is dumber? Having the affair with her or having the affair & then firing her?He fired her on Monday and by Wednesday she ratted him out.
Didn't know he fired her. Was she married as well?He fired her on Monday and by Wednesday she ratted him out.
Obviously you didn't watch the Seinfeld episode when George hires Ada.If you're in his or a similar position, you should hire the ugliest secretary possible.
If you're in his or a similar position, you should hire the ugliest secretary possible.
I heard about this guy that killed three men with a PENcil. I think a lot could be done with a butter knife.Seems like it would be hard to kill yourself or anybody with a butter knife.
He's trying to blame her?? I suppose she probably sort of seduced him (she appears to be capable), but he's at least equally to blame.
Does she still have a job? I don't think any reports have said.
If you drove a butter knife straight into your neck or your temple with enough force, I’m sure it would do some serious damage.Death by butter knife sounds like a rough, slow way to go . But, you do you Sherrone
I'm baffled at what he thought he might accomplish by this persuasion tactic. What, exactly, would the desirable outcome of this have been? Somehow he'd convince her to do something different? Or change the situation by threatening this?
The butter knife is a new angle on this. Was he somehow not serious about it?
If I'm Lane Kiffin I am thrilled to be off the front page.
He must have never heard about a woman scorned.
The best advice I ever received was from an older business partner:If you're in his or a similar position, you should hire the ugliest secretary possible.
The affair had been going on for years, apparently. The University investigated it last Summer, and they both denied it.How did he know where she lived if she ruined his life? You feel me? He’d been over there before.
Interested to learn all the details to this story.
The best advice I ever received was from an older business partner:
“Son, never work the riding stock. And never ride the working stock.”
Exactly what her lawyer just said on Newsmax. Apparently she has that good goodIn the ESPN article I read; it didn’t say he fired her. It said she broke up with him on Monday and he sent her these angry texts and phone calls, which either scared her or pissed her off, so she reported the affair to Michigan. Then they fired him, and he broke into her house grabbed some knives and threatened to off himself while she watched.
Don’t **** where you eat.Had an ole boss that used to tell me: "don't dip your pen in the company ink" and "don't get your honey where you get your money".
Which one, the big head, or the little head? (Always think with the big head, not the little head.)He should have used it to cut off the head that caused him all these stupid moves.
I heard about this guy that killed three men with a PENcil. I think a lot could be done with a butter knife.