Way off topic, but it looks like Tony Parker has pulled a Joe Horn...

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Apparently Longoria found his phone and over a 100 text messages with another player on the Spurs' wife.

I guess Parker just needs to go on the Jim Rome show now and take off his sunglasses and announce that he didn't sleep with Tim Duncan's wife. Still one of my favorite sports moments.
 

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If so, man that sucks. Edited, apparently Barry is a former teammate.

She certainly isn't better looking than Longoria, but you know the old saying.
 

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OMlawdog said:
She certainly isn't better looking than Longoria, but you know the old saying.

"The only thing better than a long-legged woman wrapping her legs around you is a short-legged woman trying like hell."
 

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My mother-in-law was talking about Tiger Woods at one point and how she didn't get it because none of his mistresses were prettier than his wife.

I knew it was best that I not explain it.

It's never about better looking. It's about "new". Tony proved that it's possible to get bored with Eva Longoria. That's all.