I went to this game and some drunk beagler was grousing about how crummy our team was and that we were beating a bad usm team.
he said, you’re beating a 1-11 team. To which I said,” I’d rather beat a 1-11 team than lose to a 1-11 team. it’s why I’m here. To see them win a game. This? This is your superbowl “
I was glad I wasn’t stabbed