What is Coach 34's worst prediction?

ket7450

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I have been on this board for several years. Something constant on this board has been Coach 34's ridiculous predictions. Of course, he is usually wrong but according to him he's usually right.

Please list your favorite example of Coach 34's worst prediction...
 
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Coach34

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Have you made a post that wasnt about me in the last 2 weeks? I seriously havent seen one

Rebel troll gonna troll
 

Sutterkane

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In 2007 he predicted we'd lose to Tulane after getting drummed by LSU 45-0. We went on to win that game (and handily I might add) and 7 more games that year. After the game, he stated he was simply joking about the prediction to get out of it. That one always stands out to me.

10-2 was pretty ridiculous for this year as well. Even with down years for several teams we still don't have the talent yet to achieve that kind of a season.
 

Coach34

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10-2 was pretty ridiculous for this year as well. Even with down years for several teams we still don't have the talent yet to achieve that kind of a season.

10-2 was ambitious- but not ridiculous. We started off 7-0 just like I said we would. Myself and everybody else in the country underestimated Texas A&M...and losing to the Bears was just ********. Terrible coaching job by our staff. I was wrong- but it wasn't ridiculous
 

ket7450

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Have you made a post that wasnt about me in the last 2 weeks? I seriously havent seen one

Rebel troll gonna troll

How is it trolling to call you out on failed predictions? Do you think people shouldn't call you out for the ******** that you usually spew out?
 

ket7450

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10-2 was ambitious- but not ridiculous. We started off 7-0 just like I said we would. Myself and everybody else in the country underestimated Texas A&M...and losing to the Bears was just ********. Terrible coaching job by our staff. I was wrong- but it wasn't ridiculous

HOLY ****. You actually admitted you were wrong about something. Is that the first time you've ever typed those words?

Also, if everybody lists your ridiculous predictions throughout the years will you comment on each one? Seriously, this could be some great comedy going down memory lane with you.
 

rem101

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In 2007 he predicted we'd lose to Tulane after getting drummed by LSU 45-0. We went on to win that game (and handily I might add) and 7 more games that year. After the game, he stated he was simply joking about the prediction to get out of it. That one always stands out to me.

Let's be honest here, what exactly had Crooms done to make you believe losing to Tulane wasn't a possibility? Hell, it had already happened once.

The joking part I won't argue, but I can't really fault him for that prediction.
 

HueFreeze

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we have won 10 games 2 times in 117 tries and you said we are going 10-2 mfers... yeah you are right it isn't "rediculous"


your worst call was Kenny Payne
 
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Coach34

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How is it trolling to call you out on failed predictions? Do you think people shouldn't call you out for the ******** that you usually spew out?

Trolling is you not being able to even make 1 f'ing post on here that isn't about me. I mean, the obsession is cool and all, but you aren't my first. And while it gives me a warm fuzzy after kicking you guys in the nuts the last 3 seasons, it's getting a little creepy. Hell, I'm still banned on Nafoom because of all you little bitches whining to OP4 after the 2009 Egg Bowl- when you guys came here beforehand and brought it all on yourself.

So troll on troll. I'm glad I give your life meaning.
 

Coach34

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your worst call was Kenny Payne

No, Kenny left the meeting with Keenum that morning thinking he was going to be out HC. Saying a guy leaving a meeting with the President of our school is going to be the HC 2 hours before the decision was announced was not my worst prediction.

My worst prediction will always be the 2007 SEC Basketball Tournament
 

Wicked Pissah

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He predicted stans to go 30-4 or something crazy a few years ago.

Fyi, the kenny payne drum he was beating isnt ********. That was legit.
 

ket7450

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Trolling is you not being able to even make 1 f'ing post on here that isn't about me. I mean, the obsession is cool and all, but you aren't my first. And while it gives me a warm fuzzy after kicking you guys in the nuts the last 3 seasons, it's getting a little creepy. Hell, I'm still banned on Nafoom because of all you little bitches whining to OP4 after the 2009 Egg Bowl- when you guys came here beforehand and brought it all on yourself.

So troll on troll. I'm glad I give your life meaning.

So continually showing everyone how WRONG you are all the time means I am obsessed? I just like helping you make a fool of yourself. Which you usually do on a daily basis.

You can call me obsessed as many times as you want. I don't give a ****. Want to make fun of what I do for a living? Go for it. Calling you out in front of your peers and seeing you try to weasel out of PREDICTIONS THAT YOU MADE is...priceless.
 

FreeDawg

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I have been on this board for several years. Something constant on this board has been Coach 34's ridiculous predictions. Of course, he is usually wrong but according to him he's usually right.

Please list your favorite example of Coach 34's worst prediction...

Jesus you are terrible. Go make a NotCoach34 blog or twitter handle or something
 

yakalot2

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I have been on this board for several years. Something constant on this board has been Coach 34's ridiculous predictions. Of course, he is usually wrong but according to him he's usually right.

Please list your favorite example of Coach 34's worst prediction...

That there would be no more idiotic threads started about him.
 

SkinkTyree

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Losing to Ole Miss was "********." Riiiight.

Rebels had 527 yards to State's 333. Rebels had 233 rushing yards against 30 yards for State. State was 1-13 on third down. Ole Miss had a longer time of possession even though the Rebs run a hurry-up offense. Rebs had more turnovers and still dominated that game.

There is no statistical measure that would indicate that State was the better team. Not one. Including the scoreboard.

But it was "********." Your hatred influences your opinions in such a way that you can't make rational predictions. In fact, you can't even look at games that have already been played and accept the outcome.
 

Rebels7

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He only did that so he could say, "I told you Stans was ******, he didn't win 30 games."

Psycho.
 

Coach 57

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Man what is ya'lls fascination with C34? I think he's a decent guy (never met him) with a good sense of football knowledge and a bulldog. Some of you people remind me of fans that LOVE to see someone fail. "Nobody ever got ahead in life by standing amongst the timid & the cowardly." Gen Patton. Point is, this board is better WITH him making his predictions and giving his insight. Busting his balls is kind of cowardly seeing as none of you have made any predictions? And if you did you'd look at the majority of the board's predictions to be your own. He'll I actually respect Bogey more for stepping out and not being part of the droves. He was wrong (he picked us to be 6-6) HELL i had us 10-2/9-3 season. No threads about Bogey's past predictions or whatever. It's like I tell my son as he asked me " what were you in school popular or outcast?" I told him "I was me! And no matter what don't EVER compromise who you are for ANYBODY!"
 

J-Dawg

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I'm not going to sit here and endorse everything Coach says... but good lord, give it a break. Every single one of your posts is about him. Kinda ghey.
 

BiscuitEater

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I have been ...

So continually showing everyone how WRONG you are all the time means I am obsessed?

one of Coach's critics many times on here especially the daily calls before and during the BB coach hiring.

But, YOU are obsessed. And, he does get some right; my favorite ...

Orger-moron's players are gone- you are on Nutt-time now....eat a dick

State is back and get ready to catch some **** the next 10 years - coach34
 

rem101

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I said you couldn't fault him for picking Tulane to win. I think he's a great addition to the board and know people that know him in real life and like him.

My predictions that I've stated: Kalio to UM and Wilson will be our DC next year. Hopefully the 1st is wrong.
 

HamilReb

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Who's been catching **** for ten years?

one of Coach's critics many times on here especially the daily calls before and during the BB coach hiring.

But, YOU are obsessed. And, he does get some right; my favorite ...

Orger-moron's players are gone- you are on Nutt-time now....eat a dick

State is back and get ready to catch some **** the next 10 years - coach34

That quote is from 2002?
 

Dawgzilla

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No, that prediction was the epitome of why so many people get tired of C34. First he posted about 100 times "we won't miss Anthony Dixon", when what he really meant was "the offense will be fine without Dixon". To state that we "wouldn't miss him" rubbed a lot of people the wrong way and caused tons of bickering when we could have been discussing how the offense might actually be better even without Dixon carrying the ball.

See, the problem was, even if the offense improved in 2010, perhaps it would have been even better if Dixon was still playing.

So, I asked C34 to state, objectively, what he meant by "we won't miss Dixon." After a bunch of hemming and hawing, he eventually stated a prediction, that the QBs and RBs in 2010 would compile more rushing yards than the QBs and RBs did in 2009. He was wrong, the rushing numbers did go down.

But, in typical C34 abrasive fashion, he wouldn't admit he was wrong. He quickly pointed out that MSU had a lot more passing yards in 2010 than 2009, so we "didn't miss Dixon". He might have been right about that, but he was basically changing his prediction from more rushing yards to more total yards. And then there is always the hypothetical question of whether Dixon could have made the offense even better.
 

Indndawg

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I pretty much agree w/about 60% of what he says

I have been on this board for several years. Something constant on this board has been Coach 34's ridiculous predictions. Of course, he is usually wrong but according to him he's usually right.

Please list your favorite example of Coach 34's worst prediction...

100% about Stains. He's a little too homerish on Dan, but that's cool.