Any of the awful new trend of "country" songs that feature auto tuned vocals, hip hop drum tracks and ****** rap-like lyrics about partying and trucks ala Florida-Georgia Line, Luke Bryan, et al.
What song(s) annoy you the most?
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Oh yes, I mentinoed that tune before its da bomb. It's better when nellys singing it with them lol. Something tells me there might not be many country rap collaborations again anytime soon.
Oh I forgot to mention luke cliche Bryan. Every song he does is bad, but one stands out from the rest. Rain is a good thing check out these slammin lyrics!
[Verse 1]
My daddy spent his life lookin' up at the sky
He'd cuss kick the dust, sayin' son it's way to dry
It clouds up in the city, the weather man complains
But where I come from, rain is a good thing
[Chorus]
Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey
Whiskey makes my baby, feel a little frisky
Back roads are boggin' up, my buddies pile up in my truck
We hunt our hunnies down, we take 'em into town
Start washin' all our worries down the drain
Rain is a good thing
[Verse 2]
Ain't nothin' like a kiss out back in the barn
Ringin' out our soakin' clothes, ridin' out a thunderstorm
When tin roof gets to talkin'; that's the best love we made
Yea where I come from, rain is a good thing
That's just a sample size. If you want the whole thing look it up yourself it's bad. Shakespeare would denounce poetry if he heard something that awful. I wonder how long it took him to come up with those compelling lyrics?
[Verse 1]
My daddy spent his life lookin' up at the sky
He'd cuss kick the dust, sayin' son it's way to dry
It clouds up in the city, the weather man complains
But where I come from, rain is a good thing
[Chorus]
Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey
Whiskey makes my baby, feel a little frisky
Back roads are boggin' up, my buddies pile up in my truck
We hunt our hunnies down, we take 'em into town
Start washin' all our worries down the drain
Rain is a good thing
[Verse 2]
Ain't nothin' like a kiss out back in the barn
Ringin' out our soakin' clothes, ridin' out a thunderstorm
When tin roof gets to talkin'; that's the best love we made
Yea where I come from, rain is a good thing
That's just a sample size. If you want the whole thing look it up yourself it's bad. Shakespeare would denounce poetry if he heard something that awful. I wonder how long it took him to come up with those compelling lyrics?
When I was 15, my first girlfriend must have had "Genie in a Bottle" on a constant loop.
By the end of it, I wanted to go Goodfellas on that CD.
By the end of it, I wanted to go Goodfellas on that CD.
I see your genie in a bottle and I raise you hit me baby one more time.
I also submit all things Beyoncé up to and including the worst duet rip off I've ever heard. Literally ever. Jay z and Beyoncé doing me and my girlfriend ripping off tupac who's dead at the time. He was lucky he was dead and missed that garbage. Tupac comes up with a clever way to rap about guns then that trainwreck comes out.
I also submit all things Beyoncé up to and including the worst duet rip off I've ever heard. Literally ever. Jay z and Beyoncé doing me and my girlfriend ripping off tupac who's dead at the time. He was lucky he was dead and missed that garbage. Tupac comes up with a clever way to rap about guns then that trainwreck comes out.
Anything with Ariana Grande. I hate her childish, forced, strained, ugly baby voice. I don't like looking at her either. Complete waste.
When I think of annoying songs, I think of songs that have terrible lyrics but are so damn catchy its hard to keep them out of your head.
Currently that involves anything Florida Georgia Line. They are beyond terrible singers and the lyrics are mind numbingly stupid. But damnit they stuck in your head.
Currently that involves anything Florida Georgia Line. They are beyond terrible singers and the lyrics are mind numbingly stupid. But damnit they stuck in your head.
Islands in the Freaking Stream. My wife loves it. Many people love it. It is some people's anthem! I never could stand it.
Pretty much any "New Country" songs make my ears bleed. This includes but is not limited to songs by, Luke Bryan, Craig Morgan, Taylor Swift, Jason Aldean, Eric Church, Fla/Ga Line, Brantley Gilbert, Rascal Flatts, Deirks Bentley, Cole Swindell, Miranda Lambert, Little Big Town....shall I go on?
Wrong big-headed chick. You're thinking of Iggy, which is a correct answer to the thread as well.
"anything by Eric Clapton" includes Layla. If that song annoys you then you probably just don't like music.
This:
Kill me. "shots..shots...shots!"
This song just makes me want to punch a baby for some reason.
You know why you won't find a 10-hour version of "Layla" on YouTube? Cause that's how long the original cut lasts.
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Hell, at least Hotel California eventually hangs out a No-Vacancy sign.
Virtually anything by Jason Mraz, James Blunt, Jack Johnson, John Mayer and any other male singer who has had their testicles removed and placed in a jar. (Will give Mayer credit, he can play a mean guitar.)
Happy Jar, by Mraz, Johnson, Blunt & Mayer
I pay your bills,
And you just laugh
I gave you my car,
And you just laugh,
Then I saw you with another man,
And you look so happy....so happy
Chorus:
As long as you are happy, I don't care
As long as you have my testicles in a jar, I don't care
Just as long as you are happy....so happy....
Happy Jar, by Mraz, Johnson, Blunt & Mayer
I pay your bills,
And you just laugh
I gave you my car,
And you just laugh,
Then I saw you with another man,
And you look so happy....so happy
Chorus:
As long as you are happy, I don't care
As long as you have my testicles in a jar, I don't care
Just as long as you are happy....so happy....
Yeah, I'm guessing you are not an Allman Brothers fan or especially their songs Elizabeth Reed or Whipping Post. Classic Southern Rock!
To stay on topic: "Disco Duck."
Anything by Helen Reddy. "I am woman here me roar, but I am too big too ignore." Could be Hillary's theme song.
How can someone say "anything by Journey?" I thought EVERYONE loved "Don't Stop Believin'.
My (partial) list:
The Joker - Steve Miller
Fly Like an Eagle - Steve Miller
Radar Love - Golden Earring
Under the Bridge - RHCP
Do You Feel Like I Do - Peter Frampton
No Rain - Blind Melon
Low Rider - War
My (partial) list:
The Joker - Steve Miller
Fly Like an Eagle - Steve Miller
Radar Love - Golden Earring
Under the Bridge - RHCP
Do You Feel Like I Do - Peter Frampton
No Rain - Blind Melon
Low Rider - War
The fact that he actually says "waRshin" in that song annoys the ever loving hell out of me. Makes me want to go Office Space on my radio. Unfortunately, this pretty much sums up every country song now. It's ridiculous.
Folsom Prison doesn't include lyrics about a dirt road, pick up truck, or partying with the homeboys and girls. Sorry but if you have to be told by the singer you are a redneck you probably aren't a redneck.
You all are correct. No more lyrics like this:
The warden led a prisoner down the hallway to his doom
I stood up to say good-bye like all the rest
And I heard him tell the warden just before he reached my cell
'Let my guitar playing friend do my request.' (Let him...)
Sing me back home with a song I used to hear
Make my old memories come alive
Take me away and turn back the years
Sing Me Back Home before I die....
The warden led a prisoner down the hallway to his doom
I stood up to say good-bye like all the rest
And I heard him tell the warden just before he reached my cell
'Let my guitar playing friend do my request.' (Let him...)
Sing me back home with a song I used to hear
Make my old memories come alive
Take me away and turn back the years
Sing Me Back Home before I die....
Nope now they are like this....
Yeah you got every guy in here
Spinnin around spillin' their beer.
Bet you came out to have a good time
What you say you leave your friends with mine?
oooh, ooh, they'll be alright, ooh, I just wanna see you shine.
Girl you're tearin' that dance floor up
Let me see you do it in the bed of my truck
You sure know how to shake it alright
Let me see you do it in the Tennessee moonlight
Woah, baby lets go down a little road nobody else knows
Just me and you park on the edge of the world
That's how I wanna see you girl.
Yeah you got every guy in here
Spinnin around spillin' their beer.
Bet you came out to have a good time
What you say you leave your friends with mine?
oooh, ooh, they'll be alright, ooh, I just wanna see you shine.
Girl you're tearin' that dance floor up
Let me see you do it in the bed of my truck
You sure know how to shake it alright
Let me see you do it in the Tennessee moonlight
Woah, baby lets go down a little road nobody else knows
Just me and you park on the edge of the world
That's how I wanna see you girl.
Not going to lie, I'm gonna shed tears when The Hag goes to the other side. Getting ready to now, since BB King is now in hospice.
You will love all things air supply then. If you can reach the natti by May 9th you can see them lol.