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TroyMcClure2025

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patdog said:
Good lord. When I was 23 I knew better than to mess with 17-year old girls, or even wanted to. Even if it was legal, and it probably was, that’s just creepy. Even without the teacher-student thing going on.
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Teacher-student “thing” aside, a 6 year age gap, historically speaking, is completely normal. Show me pictures of 50 people between 17 and 23, and my old a^^ can’t tell a difference.

I realize we’ve gotten on a moral high horse in the last 50 years, but for the 5,000 years prior to that, this isn’t a story other than the fidelity perhaps. Prison would have been cruel and unusual punishment outside of Puritanical New England.
 
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TroyMcClure2025 said:
Teacher-student “thing” aside, a 6 year age gap, historically speaking, is completely normal. Show me pictures of 50 people between 17 and 23, and my old a^^ can’t tell a difference.

I realize we’ve gotten on a moral high horse in the last 50 years, but for the 5,000 years prior to that, this isn’t a story other than the fidelity perhaps. Prison would have been cruel and unusual punishment outside of Puritanical New England.
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Following @Barkman Turner Overdrive's age gap rule, 1/2 of elder's age + 7, the two can hook up.
 
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patdog said:
I’m impressed by the kids stamina. Oh to be young again.
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In the words of Tater Salad, “that is that 17 year old back right there. I was throwing dick in this one”.

Sex marathon? All I could think is my man (like Denzel Washington says it) will over come the pain some how. If there was ever a need for a E60 story of over coming the odds this is it. I am sure he needs a wrist brace after all the high fives. As far as the “predator” teacher goes have her sent to my bed chamber where she may be punished.
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She Mate Me

She Mate Me

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patdog said:
Good lord. When I was 23 I knew better than to mess with 17-year old girls, or even wanted to. Even if it was legal, and it probably was, that’s just creepy. Even without the teacher-student thing going on.
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What are your thoughts on 40ish Jimmy Dykes dating and then marrying an Arkansas cheerleader? All perfectly legal, but something just ain't right there. I might kid on here, but in real life I can't help but feel some adult responsibility in such a situation. And I don't even have kids.

Full disclosure, they've been married 20+ years and have a daughter in college, so it "worked"

Wonder if he'd feel good about his cheerleader daughter's new 40 something studmuffin.
 
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DerHntr

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greenbean.sixpack said:
I'd certainly give it a try.

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Sicko teacher sent student nauseating texts — before they had depraved, hours-long sex marathon: report

The depraved sex marathon kicked off when McKenna Kindred invited her 17-year-old student from Spokane’s Central Valley High School to the house she shared with her lawyer husband, Kyle Kindred, in…
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Gentlemen, it’s in the eyes. Always in the eyes. Teach your sons how to recognize it. She is for fun, not for keeps.
 

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patdog said:
Good lord. When I was 23 I knew better than to mess with 17-year old girls, or even wanted to. Even if it was legal, and it probably was, that’s just creepy. Even without the teacher-student thing going on.
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I’ve got no problem with a 23 to 17 year old gap being illegal, and wish it were illegal in Mississippi. But it does seem a little messed up that a 23 year old could be 17ing a 17 year old and it be completely legal, and then get a job at his or her school and it go from legal to a felony and having to register as a sex offender for life.

if it’s not at least a misdemeanor if they aren’t a teacher, not sure it should be a felony only because they’re a teacher, even if defonitelynmakes sense to have additional restrictions for people in positions of authority.

similarly, not sure a 2 year and 1 day age difference should be statutory rape if 1 year and 364 day difference isn’t a misdemeanor.
 
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DerHntr said:
Gentlemen, it’s in the eyes. Always in the eyes. Teach your sons how to recognize it. She is for fun, not for keeps.
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Yup, she’s off the chart crazy. If she wanted something besides her husband, it wouldn’t have been any problem to find a legal option. She probably wanted the attention of getting caught. Crazy.
 
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