Who had the worst day Thursday?

Coach34

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(idea stolen from TD)

Bobby Petrino? the smug little bastard may cost himself a top level SEC football job over a hot 25 yr old

Trent Johnson? losing his starting Center to the NBA draft, and maybe his PF- which would most certainly cost him his job next March

Daniel Pigott? Baserunning boo-boo's cost Flarda the game vs LSU

Jessica Dorrell's fiance'? Just found out that the woman he loves is a cheating ***** and banging a smug old bastard

Henrik Stenson? Leading the Master's and thought he had overcome his 1st round problems- only to put a snowman on the board on 18

Bonedaddy? Brought home a new guy to play with only to find out he was out of lube when the special moment had arrived
 

bonedaddy401

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could actually have some fun with this if youweren'tso terrible.<div>
</div><div>I assume you are married? If you are anything in reallifelike you are behind the cover of your keyboard I bet people think you're gay when you drag that monster you call a wife out of her cage to hit the Golden Coral up. What kind of lube do you use toloosenup that sand trap she calls a ***** up?</div>
 

Coach34

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now put your thong back on and smile big- you're uncle is coming over today to visit you and take you for some ice cream
 

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Coach34 said:
Bobby Petrino? the smug little bastard may cost himself a top level SEC football job over <span style="text-decoration: underline; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">a hot 25 yr old</span><br style="text-decoration: underline;"><br style="text-decoration: underline;">
Yeah, if you're a wrinkly old man, she's probably hot. But If you're a wrinkly old multimillionaire, you should do better, at least when you're putting your job at risk.
 

bonedaddy401

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Put my thong back on? Creepy uncle joke retread? What dark part of yourrepressedchildhood memories do you pull this off the wall **** from?