who is going to be our official Sixpack reporter for the Sixpack Tailgate?

DerHntr

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I don't live close enough to make it to home games so I am going to need a rundown of events.

The epic foot race between HD6 and Dawgstudent last year could have used a reporter. The delicious pork loin of HD6 and the beating back of little Bonedaddy from snagging a plate needed a reporter. Coach66 showing up with his mom last year definitely needed a reporter (or was it Coach33 or Coach34...Jesus that is confusing)

C'mon! Somebody needs to provide this invaluable service for those of us who can't be there. Who amongst you is up to the challenge?
 

seshomoru

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That's me getting a mosh pit going. No doubt some Ten was cranked to 11. HD6's loins coming off the grill. The vomit from DS on the ground after the foot race (timed with a sundial). And finally, for anyone who's ever wanted to see him... a pic of Coach34. And yeah, that's fishwater right behind him.

Edit: Forgot to attach the pics

More edit: Why are they not showing up?

This sucks Edit: Oh well. If you want to see them, you'll have to show up and take your own.
 

DerHntr

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i wonder if the tailgate will copy those guys from last year that were drinking shots off of a frozen bulldog's ***. of course it would be with a twist though. the shots would actually be MSU ice cream and they would be the four ounce size shots that HD6 loves dearly. i hear he can do 30 of them while grilling a loin and it not even phase him.
 

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3000lbchicken

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Night games, too hot for newborn babies, and mommies have to stay at home. Might we see the "Electra-Pole" this year?

 

seshomoru

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the leftover pipe is part of a small drain I had to put in my back yard.

No grass grows around it.