I wished him well and congratulated him on his upcoming nuptials. He was so overcome with appreciation for my kindness that he told me the following in the strictest confidence, which I shall now share with you freely:
-Sydney will be cleared later this week, probably Thursday or Friday. The NCAA will come forth and admit it was a witch hunt, apologize profusely to the Sydney family, and buy them a Cadillac.
- Our new DC is going to be.....Mark Mangino. You know what they say, the best defense is a good offense, and it doesn't get much more offensive than that 450 lb. tub of hatred-soaked lard.
- and last but not least, he finally admitted that he IS out to 'get' MSU!
After this very enlightening conversation he jumped in a black helicopter and was whisked away to parts unknown...
...and now you know.