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Mutt the Hoople.buhoops

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-Crappy Cars
-The initials "UM", and these scUM are 10 times worse than the scUM 93 miles north of here.
-Michigan's only President was worse than Mississippi's Only President:

Feel free to add your own.....</p>
 
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Mutt the Hoople.buhoops

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-Crappy Cars
-The initials "UM", and these scUM are 10 times worse than the scUM 93 miles north of here.
-Michigan's only President was worse than Mississippi's Only President:

Feel free to add your own.....</p>
 
HotMop

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I've been 5 times in the last year and each time is more depressing.

note: I realize the college is in Ann Arbor but so what...close enough.
 
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LTblows

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Although they don't have to see, work with, be related to those pompous pricks daily.
 
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NashvilleBulldawg

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Is there really any other reason to hate the state than the fact that their people single-handedly ruin the American auto business?
 
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Tulsa Dawg

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its like they honestly can't image losing to a non-elite program no matter how bad their defense sucks.
 
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Thats where the commie hippie movement started. But we got the Big Chill from them.
 
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NashvilleBulldawg

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until I saw one in an ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA episode this season. HHHHAAAAAATE that band. Makes me wonder if I peed on a tin roof, could I consider that music too?
 
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fishwater99

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The company has received a total of $52 billion in U.S. government aid, with the $6.7 billion considered as a loan.
 
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Sutterkane

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Always liked using that word though.

Peninsula.

Also, every person I've met from "you pee" makes the most racist Ole Miss fans look like card-carrying NAACP members.
 
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Mr Meoff

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1. They must have more sidewalk alumni per capita than any team besides Bama. They may not have the same back-of-the-trailer-park accent, but they wear the same Wal-Mart logo apparel clothes and have basically the same hygiene habits.

2. They have the collective ego to match up evenly with the psychophants. I have no idea how many actual NC's they've won, but if you ask them, they've won them all.


/Ready for the lookalike thread... I'm guessing the over/under on Denard as Whoopi is about the 2nd reply post.
 
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FlabLoser

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Ford took no bailout. And while GM is having their IPO, completely screwing "old GM" stockholder and bondholders in the process, mighty Ford who made smart decisions before, during, and after the financial crisis is seeing record profits all achieved on its own merits.
 
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miss daisy

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Ford did great, managed their money and didn't take cash - Kudos all the way to them and my next car is going to be a Ford. But without the bailout, GM and Dodge go under, and if they go under, Ford no longer has suppliers in this country because they go under. Ford CEO himself said exactly that. So, correct in saying they avoided the bailout through sound financial management and making cars people actually wanted, but they (and about 1 million American workers, including the guys down the street from me that work at the local Denso here in TN) did in fact benefit from Bush's bailout of the automakers. Unless you would prefer your next Ford airbag and brake system to be made of Chinese 17n parts and pieces.
 
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miss daisy

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and want to tell you how they do it in Meeeechagin. And are the first ones to protest property taxes that go to pay for the schools they don't need cause they are a bunch of old bastards. And they sound funny.
 
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NashvilleBulldawg

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They all move for a better quality of life and lower cost-of-living and then they want to change things into what they just ran from!<div>Idiots, the lot of those damn yankees.</div>
 
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EAVdog

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They start out by polluting Mardi Gras and Spring Break with drunk paisty pale overweight women and eventually swarm Southern Cities like Atlanta with fanny pack wearing suburbanite drunk paisty pale overweight women with some sort of an arrogance from being from Michigan. here's a clue you got the Hell out of there because it's all turning into Detroit Ghetto or the new Michiganistan. Be thankful we can't send you packing as well as your Ohio snowbird compatriots. Atlanta probably has more big ten bars than half the Mid West, It's disgusting.
 
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Spotdawg

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is big ole thick legged women in white ankle socks and sneakers... with a fanny pack. The very definition of cankles on them big ole pasty legged women. Let's not forget some big 80's type hair.

And then they open their mouth (after they take the cigarette out of it) and whine loudly in the Meeccchiiiigiiiiinnnn voice.

Fingernails on the chalkboard of my soul.....
 
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