Why Our Opponent Sucks: Bye Week Edition

615dawg

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<span style="font-weight: bold;">The fans' momentum:</span> Notice I did not say the team's momentum. I think we have our bye week in the best possible place in our schedule. Alabama will almost always be a tough game to prepare for. I'm interested to see what Mullen can do with two weeks to prepare.

But man, I'm pumped. After the season we have had, playing Florida close and beating Kentucky on the road, the MSU nation is pumped. Some guy is so pumped he's ready to tackle Jevan Snead. The consensus at the beginning of the season was that we might be a 4-8/5-7 team, but we would knock off one of the big boys at home. Could be Alabama. Hopefully the excitement hangs around for another week. We really needed Sidney news to come out this week to make up for the lack of a football game.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">This week in football:</span> Asides from Bama/LSU, the SEC slate sucks hard. South Carolina and Arkansas play (yawn), but the rest of the slate includes four teams in action against I-AA/FCS teams, the worst Memphis team in 30 years going to Tennessee and Vanderbilt playing at the Swamp.

Not a great weekend to sit at home and watch games.

The national slate isn't much better. Penn State and Ohio State is the only matchup of Top 25 teams outside Bama/LSU, and that's Big 10 football. Who wants to watch that?

I'll probably watch as much C-SPAN this weekend as I watch college football.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">Jewel is playing in Vicksburg:</span> Let me take you back to a car ride I had with my wife about a month ago.

Riding on I-55 South in Jackson, I notice a semi-hot blonde on a billboard. It's Jewel, she is playing Vicksburg on November 7.

Wife: Did you see that?
Me: (knowing exactly what she was referring to) See what?
Wife: Jewel is playing at the Ameristar on November 7
Me: Really? That's interesting.
Wife: Do you wanna go?
Me: (being fully aware that is our bye week) We play Alabama that weekend
Wife: Oh, can't miss that game. I hate them
Me: Yep.

An hour or so later, at the house

Watching television on the couch, I hear piano from the office. My wife is playing Jewel

Wife: Hey 615!
Me: Yeah?
Wife: November 7 is our off week, we can go to see Jewel?
Me: (Oh ****) Huh?
Wife: We play Alabama the 14th, Jewel is in Vicksburg on the 7th. We can go.
Me: Do you really want to pay for tickets and drive to Vicksburg to see Jewel?
Wife: Yeah it will be fun.Tickets are only $25.
Me: Do you have any friends that would want to go?
Wife: I want you to go. It could be a date night.
Me: (running out of excuses). We'll see.

Five minutes later
Wife: I bought our tickets, we're on the fourth row.

Damn.

Because of this being our off week, I have to go listen to Jewel yodel and possibly be the only 30-something year old male at this gathering of lesbians and 30-something year old females.

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615dawg

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<span style="font-weight: bold;">The fans' momentum:</span> Notice I did not say the team's momentum. I think we have our bye week in the best possible place in our schedule. Alabama will almost always be a tough game to prepare for. I'm interested to see what Mullen can do with two weeks to prepare.

But man, I'm pumped. After the season we have had, playing Florida close and beating Kentucky on the road, the MSU nation is pumped. Some guy is so pumped he's ready to tackle Jevan Snead. The consensus at the beginning of the season was that we might be a 4-8/5-7 team, but we would knock off one of the big boys at home. Could be Alabama. Hopefully the excitement hangs around for another week. We really needed Sidney news to come out this week to make up for the lack of a football game.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">This week in football:</span> Asides from Bama/LSU, the SEC slate sucks hard. South Carolina and Arkansas play (yawn), but the rest of the slate includes four teams in action against I-AA/FCS teams, the worst Memphis team in 30 years going to Tennessee and Vanderbilt playing at the Swamp.

Not a great weekend to sit at home and watch games.

The national slate isn't much better. Penn State and Ohio State is the only matchup of Top 25 teams outside Bama/LSU, and that's Big 10 football. Who wants to watch that?

I'll probably watch as much C-SPAN this weekend as I watch college football.

<span style="font-weight: bold;">Jewel is playing in Vicksburg:</span> Let me take you back to a car ride I had with my wife about a month ago.

Riding on I-55 South in Jackson, I notice a semi-hot blonde on a billboard. It's Jewel, she is playing Vicksburg on November 7.

Wife: Did you see that?
Me: (knowing exactly what she was referring to) See what?
Wife: Jewel is playing at the Ameristar on November 7
Me: Really? That's interesting.
Wife: Do you wanna go?
Me: (being fully aware that is our bye week) We play Alabama that weekend
Wife: Oh, can't miss that game. I hate them
Me: Yep.

An hour or so later, at the house

Watching television on the couch, I hear piano from the office. My wife is playing Jewel

Wife: Hey 615!
Me: Yeah?
Wife: November 7 is our off week, we can go to see Jewel?
Me: (Oh ****) Huh?
Wife: We play Alabama the 14th, Jewel is in Vicksburg on the 7th. We can go.
Me: Do you really want to pay for tickets and drive to Vicksburg to see Jewel?
Wife: Yeah it will be fun.Tickets are only $25.
Me: Do you have any friends that would want to go?
Wife: I want you to go. It could be a date night.
Me: (running out of excuses). We'll see.

Five minutes later
Wife: I bought our tickets, we're on the fourth row.

Damn.

Because of this being our off week, I have to go listen to Jewel yodel and possibly be the only 30-something year old male at this gathering of lesbians and 30-something year old females.

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DawgatAuburn

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Hope you feel better from the sinus infection* you are starting to get today.

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</font><font size="1">*Go with sinus infection. Stomach virus requires you to have proof. Swine flu means you have to have fever and it lasts too long. So yep, sinus infection.</font>
 

notthisshitagain

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Although I think there will be other guys at the concert, but you will be the only straight guy there.

Normally at this point in the season I make some joke about us being a 3 point underdog to Bye. I definitely don't feel that way this season for the first time in a long while.
 

seshomoru

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An off week for us, directional western state school for Ole Miss, and a crappy weekend for football all around. It's bite the bullet week so we find no guilt at the bottom of the whiskey bottles next weekend. You won't be alone.

Of course, you could have preemptively attacked. About a month ago I suggested that the wife should invite her mom into town and go to Mistletoe Marketplace. My weekend schedule is completely free and clear.
 

615dawg

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Its bite the bullet week.

She has been a trooper this year. Rain at JSU. Rain at Auburn. Rain at Vanderbilt. Rain at LSU. She didn't complain one time. I owe it to her I guess.
 

Shmuley

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access to her own credit card?

I bet you let her vote too, don't you?
 

saltybulldog

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Kidding. If I was anywhere near Vicksburg I would be right beside you. Being that close sucks, because any hotness Jewel still has will be offset by you being able to see those teeth.
 

Woof Man Jack

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Replace "Jewel" with "Kelly Clarkson" and you described my life a few weeks ago. There was absolutely no way out...I tried all the angles.

FYI: Lots of gay dudes (not that there's anything wrong with that) are fans of Kelly Clarkson.
 

615dawg

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was my 2006 Bite the Bullet weekend.

Lots of gay dudes. Lots of them. If it wasn't a gay dude it was a 12 year old girl and her dad. At least another couple went with us.

I kept thinking her band was pretty damn good - they probably went home and cried themselves to sleep because they were so good yet they played for Kelly Clarkson.
 

Original48

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Cheetah Girls '07, Bossier City, LA

Edited to add...Flowood is STILL not culturally sensitive enough to host the Olympics. Greenville in 2020!
 

Todd4State

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615dawg said:
was my 2006 Bite the Bullet weekend.

Lots of gay dudes. Lots of them. If it wasn't a gay dude it was a 12 year old girl and her dad. At least another couple went with us.

I kept thinking her band was pretty damn good - they probably went home and cried themselves to sleep because they were so good yet they played for Kelly
Clarkson.

if I was in her band, I think I would laugh all the way to the bank.
 
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<span>

An hour or so later, at the house

Watching television on the couch, I hear piano from the office. My wife is playing Jewel

Wife: Hey 615!
Me: Yeah?

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So does your wife call you by your sixpack handle at home?
 
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But she was a pretty cool chick when she was a nobody just trying to make it. Met her once in a Pacific Beach bar, back when she was still living in a van.
 

GimpyDawg

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I'm not afraid to admit that I sorta like her and she a damn cool chick. Easy on the eyes, too.