I can tell you the story about how me, <redacted>, and Jerry, Eugene, and Cletus were partying at the Echo Lounge in Meridian one night. Long about 1:30 AM, we all come out of there ALL lit up. Anyway, since <redacted> was the least drunk out of all of us, he volunteers to drive everybody to the Waffle House up on Hwy. 145 just off the interstate. Turns out, several more folks, including a few hot Cougars, are too drunk to know where their cars are.<div id="isChromeWebToolbarDiv" style="display:none"></div><div>
</div><div>It looked hopeless for them, but <redacted> to the RESCUE!! He sez, "I drive to be the designated volunteer!!" So, we jam about 3 people in the front seat, 5 in the back seat, and about 7 more in the back bed. We come rollin' out of that parking lot, and, lo and behold, the Meridian Police stop us. The ossifer comes rolling up and asks us if we have enough seat belts. <redacted> replies, "U WANT THESE FOLKS DRIVING?", whence he gets out of the truck, does a cartwheel followed by a backflip to prove his sobriety. Meridian's finest, suitable impressed, sez, "Sir, you jes get them home safe n sound".</div><div>
</div><div>We come rolling into the Waffle House at 2 in the morning, pour out of the truck, and pretty much take over the place. After finishing up a 5-egg, 3-bacon, and a side of grits platter, he takes everyone home where he impregnates 5 of the Cougars, 3 of whom had hysterectomies the year before.</div><div>
</div><div>Good times.</div>
</div><div>It looked hopeless for them, but <redacted> to the RESCUE!! He sez, "I drive to be the designated volunteer!!" So, we jam about 3 people in the front seat, 5 in the back seat, and about 7 more in the back bed. We come rollin' out of that parking lot, and, lo and behold, the Meridian Police stop us. The ossifer comes rolling up and asks us if we have enough seat belts. <redacted> replies, "U WANT THESE FOLKS DRIVING?", whence he gets out of the truck, does a cartwheel followed by a backflip to prove his sobriety. Meridian's finest, suitable impressed, sez, "Sir, you jes get them home safe n sound".</div><div>
</div><div>We come rolling into the Waffle House at 2 in the morning, pour out of the truck, and pretty much take over the place. After finishing up a 5-egg, 3-bacon, and a side of grits platter, he takes everyone home where he impregnates 5 of the Cougars, 3 of whom had hysterectomies the year before.</div><div>
</div><div>Good times.</div>