because you seem genuinely interested, yes, we still have him closing, however, he has cut his hair. the result of said haircut are as follows:
he added and perfected the mythical gyroball to his pitch selection
his curve has gone from a 12-6 to a 9-5-2 (yes, that is now possible)
he has added 8 mph on his fastball
he is the opposite of samson....he gained strength when his hair was cut. cohen wont even let him pitch to our squad anymore because he has killed a few guys that were trying to crowd the plate (dont worry, they were only freshmen). oddly enough, it wasnt his fastball killing these guys, it was a knuckleball that he has been developing. he ear-holed those poor guys with a 38 mph knuckleball and they just dropped dead. i was told the bodies were buried somewhere in the left field lounge, but that can be neither confirmed nor denied.