WTF? of the day

[HammerOfTheDogs]

Man, 70, has 10cm steel kitchen fork removed from inside his PENIS after sexual adventure goes wrong

 

[hatfieldms]

Sounds like one hell of a sexual adventure

....

 

[Maroon Eagle]

Or he might be a little hard of hearing and thought he heard something other than Fork.

 

[Arloguthrie]

If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours, remove the fork from your urethra.

 

[YardBarker]

How the f is that possible. I cringe thinking about that ****.

 

[dawgoneyall]

Ok. Curious.
1. Where do you get a 4 inch fork.
2. Why would you need a 4 inch fork and not a 6 inch......well, maybe that doesn't need any explanation .
3. And....which end was put in first?
4. And, last....why not a spoon?

 

[SwampDawg]

Was there also a gerbil involved?