Marijuana is dangerous
Coach K is the greatest most ethical coach ever
Kentuckians are all dumb hicks
Etc...
Coach K is the greatest most ethical coach ever
Kentuckians are all dumb hicks
Etc...
Your favorite lies
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I'll pull out.
I don't hate your mother/brother/father.
The dog farted.
I don't hate your mother/brother/father.
The dog farted.
Just one more I promise, just one
I will marry you someday
I will marry you someday
Louisville does exist.
Louisville won the 2012 title
UNC didn't cheat
Louisville won the 2012 title
UNC didn't cheat
Tubby Smith is going to run a fast break offense
I'm going to start working out
Nah baby, I didn’t do it.
I shot a 68 - 80 today
You look nice
I shot a 68 - 80 today
You look nice
I won't get it in your hair.
Are these our favorite lies or the ones we are the most tired of. These sound like lies I am tired of. My favorite lie keeps my wife happy. When she says "Does this look good?" I say "Yes!" No matter what it looks like.
Not coming in today, I'm sick
I didn’t realize that was the wrong hole
You are so much prettier than her
It’ll only hurt for a sec
You are so much prettier than her
It’ll only hurt for a sec
Middle of the night and every commercial on TV is a damn lie.
-Peter Popoff miracle spring water
-Chat with sexy barely legal babes
-I lost 50lbs and eat whatever I want
-Youthful Male enhancement boost
-Help a Russian Jew return to Isreal
-Remove dark circles around the eyes forever
-For only 25 cents a day you can fix this child hairlip, clothe them, feed them and send them to college.
-Only 20 minutes a day, 3days a week and you will look like this 20 yr old on steroids or this fake tit model with a eating disorder.
-Peter Popoff miracle spring water
-Chat with sexy barely legal babes
-I lost 50lbs and eat whatever I want
-Youthful Male enhancement boost
-Help a Russian Jew return to Isreal
-Remove dark circles around the eyes forever
-For only 25 cents a day you can fix this child hairlip, clothe them, feed them and send them to college.
-Only 20 minutes a day, 3days a week and you will look like this 20 yr old on steroids or this fake tit model with a eating disorder.
You can keep the insurance policy you have
You were my first and only.
Not tonight in the morning (gotta work)
Theres always next year (unless yer dead)
Win a boat ( i could use another)
It could be worse (sure can)
It’s the thought that counts (was going to buy you a..... )
Wuddnt me (it always is)
Theres always next year (unless yer dead)
Win a boat ( i could use another)
It could be worse (sure can)
It’s the thought that counts (was going to buy you a..... )
Wuddnt me (it always is)
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman...Ms Lewinsky!”
“Read my lips. No new taxes”
“I am not a crook”
“Read my lips. No new taxes”
“I am not a crook”
Buy our insurance and save $400 over our competitors.
Wood (like she'd even let you smell where she had pissed).
I'll leave him/her as soon as I can get everything lined up.
All the pieces are in place to finally run the dribble-drive this year.
The UK football curse is finally over.
Wood (like she'd even let you smell where she had pissed).
I'll leave him/her as soon as I can get everything lined up.
All the pieces are in place to finally run the dribble-drive this year.
The UK football curse is finally over.
"It was a perfect phone call . . . and there definitely was no quid pro quo"
(Ed. Note: May need to remember to edit this post, as this particular lie seems to evolve daily)
(Ed. Note: May need to remember to edit this post, as this particular lie seems to evolve daily)
Liberals are sane human beings and not mentally ill morons...
Wow! I bet you’re fun to hang out with.
This actually worked for me a couple of times. But the majority of time not so much