--- our o-line offers protection, but you wouldn’t make a condom out of it.
--- I still think our Defense, when healthy, is top 10 in the nation.
--- if our deep threat this year was any more missing our hot route audible would be called Caylee Anthony.
--- if Mike Hartline goes through his progressions any quicker, Doc Brown’s gonna pop up at midfield.
--- Joker’s play calling last game deserved its own show on Fox News Channel.
--- Lones Seiber’s confidence level probably feels like The Greatest holding a snow globe.
--- Dicky Lyon’s Jr. made me wanna shoop.
--- sometimes I wonder if there is anyone on this planet, of nearly 7 billion people, who, if a contestant on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire, would use Curtis Pulley as their phone-a-friend.
--- I hope Phillip Fulmer still has a job come 11-29-2008; and doesn’t come 11-30-2008.
--- Saturday night is extra important if you have any desires to make some poor decisions out of state around New Year’s.
--- losing Tony Dixon from our running game this week is like Larry Flynt losing a shoe-at the end of the day, neither are gonna miss it.
--- I am still confident that at around 10:30 Saturday night, Commonwealth’s gonna smell more like smoked bacon than Kermit the Frog’s finger.
