Stairs - if you have a wooden stair case and a 1 year old just learning to walk, and you don't have a gate or something precluding access to the stairs, yes, you are a moron.
Hard Candy - If you give your 18 month old hard candy that he can't chew and would be a choking hazard, you are a moron.
Cars - if you don't put your kids in a car seat, don't look out for kids while backing out of your driveway, you are a moron.
Dogs - Certain dogs are fine, but if you own a pit bull and have a two year old, don't ***** to me when your dog "accidently" mauls him or her, moron.
Human beings with Viruses - If you take your newborn to a hospital or around sick people you are a moron.
TV's - if you have a TV in a position that can easily cause it to fall unto a young child, and it happens, yes you are a moron.
Heavy Book Cases - If you aren't sure that your book case is secure and that your two year old tries to pull himself up on it, and it falls on top of him killing him, you are a moron.
Knives - Probably not a good idea to let your child play with knives, unless you are a moron.
Stoves - See above.
Venetian blinds - May be a little overboard, but ensuring your child's safety may be worth it.
Slippery floors, corners, desks air, blankets, belts - I think you are ok with having those.
Plastic bags - why would you have plastic bags laying around your house, unless you are a moron.
As for your comments about American's being pussies, is it manly to put your child at risk? Am I a ***** for putting my 18 month old in a car seat? Does a real man let his two year old do whatever they want in a car? To me, a real man puts his family's safety first, and having a Rule <17> python in your house does not make you a real man. Ask this "real man" how tough he feels while he is burying his two year old. </p>
There is absolutely no way you have kids. Its just not possible. For you to read this story and the replies, and for you to have a thought that people that think it is retarded to have a python in the house with a baby, are somehow pussies, is just ridiculous.
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