Call it what you want: a 'farewell'
Robert Bozeman
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Published: Thursday, April 23, 2009
Updated: Thursday, April 23, 2009
The last time I wrote a column on the Opinions page I angered some people. Well, the part of the state of Mississippi that can read (about 400 people). That was a few years ago, but I doubt that Mississippi State fans have learned anything about satire (or literacy in general), and I haven't started caring about being professional. So I am going to do the mature thing and apologize.
I am sorry you still suck. So you went and bought yourself a fancy new coach with that-there spread offence, but guess what … you are still going to suck.
I am sorry you didn't have the courage to harass me about my column until after you had beaten us.
I am also preemptively sorry if I anger the football gods again and earn the Tide two more losses to you.
Satire? Bozeman needs to learn the definition of satire. Furthermore, his latest column proves the original column wasn't satire at all, but a failed attempt at making one feel better by picking on a lesser opponent.