First of all, you ungrateful heathens, Buc-ees is the Mecca of gas stations. Secondly, their food is phenomenal and the jerky is, as Matt Rhule would say, elite. Thirdly, what other gas stations can you take pictures with the mascot?!?’ Fourthly, if you don’t want it, we’ll gladly take that one and 50 more down here in the south where we appreciate five star gas stations that lack meth hookers. (Although, that meth hooker comes in handy in a pinch!) Fifthly, like woman beater Chris Brown once said “i don’t see how you can hate from outside the club, you can’t even get in.” Sixthly, don’t let Will Compton hear you goons talking poorly about the gas station mecca. Seventhly, it is not a truck stop because semi trucks are not allowed at buc-ees. Eighthly, I’ll be honest i just wanted to see how many “ly’s” can go after a number before spellcheck starts questioning it. I didn’t know “eighthly” was a word. Ninthly, and most importantly, GO BIG RED!