Bye Week Haiku Thread

[RU Cheese]

Gary's a bad coach
A bad bad bad bad bad coach
He should be fired

 

[Knight Shift]

If Haikus could fund
Fieldhouses and NIL
We would win it all

 

[willisneverrana43]

One last try at this
Don't know WTF went wrong
It's Five Seven FIVE!!!!!

Opponents?-Fans fear
Rutgers is football wasteland
We are all wasted

Phew, that was easy
Have too many distractions
Must learn: Chop Haiku

It's just how life goes
Before you even know it
Voila!--your post's fixed

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

“Win championships.”

He pretended it was true.

When truth is UMass.

 

[Haiku575]

Gary's a bad coach
A bad bad bad bad bad coach
He should be fired

Bring on Mr. Slate
Or queue Trump for that matter
GARY....YOU'RE FIRED!

 

[willisneverrana43]

Bring on Mr. Slate
Or queue Trump for that matter
GARY....YOU'RE FIRED!

Haiku, not you too!
Why is this still happening?
Dear Lord, Lordy Lord!

 

[Haiku575]

Haiku, not you too!
Why is this still happening?
Dear Lord, Lordy Lord!

What can a fan do?
Let it play out? Trust "process"?
Pray for a Fieldhouse?