Bye Week Haiku Thread

[RU Cheese]

Gary's a bad coach
A bad bad bad bad bad coach
He should be fired

 

[Knight Shift]

If Haikus could fund
Fieldhouses and NIL
We would win it all

 

[willisneverrana43]

One last try at this
Don't know WTF went wrong
It's Five Seven FIVE!!!!!

Opponents?-Fans fear
Rutgers is football wasteland
We are all wasted

Phew, that was easy
Have too many distractions
Must learn: Chop Haiku

It's just how life goes
Before you even know it
Voila!--your post's fixed

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

“Win championships.”

He pretended it was true.

When truth is UMass.

 

[Haiku575]

Gary's a bad coach
A bad bad bad bad bad coach
He should be fired

Bring on Mr. Slate
Or queue Trump for that matter
GARY....YOU'RE FIRED!

 

[willisneverrana43]

Bring on Mr. Slate
Or queue Trump for that matter
GARY....YOU'RE FIRED!

Haiku, not you too!
Why is this still happening?
Dear Lord, Lordy Lord!

 

[Haiku575]

Haiku, not you too!
Why is this still happening?
Dear Lord, Lordy Lord!

What can a fan do?
Let it play out? Trust "process"?
Pray for a Fieldhouse?

 

[iReC89]

One last try at this
Don't know WTF went wrong
Five Seven FIVE!!!!!

Five seven five? Hmm
Is that five here with you now?
!

 

[DJ Spanky]

One last try at this
Don't know WTF went wrong
Five Seven FIVE!!!!!

So "Five Seven FIVE!!!!!"
Does not have five syllables
Knight Shift fails again.

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

KnightShift faltering …

What the hell is going on?

Somehow, I blame Greg.

 

[Knight Shift]

KnightShift faltering …

What the hell is going on?

Somehow, I blame Greg.

Lost Haiku mojo
SHU Source started it
It is contagious

Like many others
I will never admit fault
It's way of world now

One last try at this
Don't know WTF went wrong
It's Five Seven FIVE!!!!!

Haiku Mack Daddy
Is back-how you like me now?
Dropping Haiku bombs