Would you want him?
Wait.
Don't answer that. I'll answer it for you.
BR549: "Uh...uh...well, I don't know if Leach was a lawyer or not but you know what I mean. I hate lawyers, especially ones from the Sue-niversity of Mississippi. Screw that Scruggs guy. Unless, somebody wants to try and rip me off and then I'll sue the **** out of them. Anyway, I don't want Dooley because he's a coach at Louisiana Tech and they suck, even though they beat us this year. That was all Croom's fault, not anything that Dooley did. Wait. What? He was recruiting coordinator at LSU too? He can upgrade our moribound talent level? So. I hate him still. Freaking trial lawyers. **** on 'em. Woo Hooooooo....Clang clang clang...They hate us for our freedom..."
Hey BR...never let logic and truthiness get in the way of a good non-sequitorial asinine utterance.