To make it easier for you here are somesynonyms<div><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">
</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">For Butt: Anus, behind,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword" style="cursor: default; ">bottom,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword" style="cursor: default; ">buttocks,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword">derrière,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword" style="cursor: default; ">fanny,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword" style="cursor: default; ">posterior,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword" style="cursor: default; ">rear,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword" style="cursor: default; ">rump,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword" style="cursor: default; ">seat*,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword" style="cursor: default; ">tail,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword" style="cursor: default; ">tush,</span>backside,
<span style="color:windowtext">behind</span><span id="hotword">, <span name="hotword" id="hotword">buns,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword">cheeks,</span> <span style="cursor

ointer" name="hotword" id="hotword">derriere,</span> <span style="cursor:default" name="hotword" id="hotword">gluteus</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword">maximus,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword">heinie,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword">keister,</span></span></div><div>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">For Hurt: A</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; ">ching, aggrieved, agonized, all torn up, battered,
bleeding, bruised, buffeted, burned, busted up, contused, crushed, cut,
damaged, disfigured, distressed, disturbed, grazed, harmed, hit, impaired, in
pain, indignant, lacerated, marred, mauled, miffed, mutilated, nicked,
offended, pained, piqued, put away, resentful, rueful, sad, scarred, scraped,
scratched, shook, shot, sore, stricken, struck, suffering, tender, tortured,
umbrageous, unhappy, warped, wounded</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; ">
</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; ">I prefer "Mauled Anus" (mauling's are usually associated with Bears) or "Tortured Tush" myself.</span></p></div>