Dick Cross sounds so butt hurt on Head to Head.

Chuck Cunningham

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I cannot explain why, but it absolutely drives me up the wall. In my head, everyone who uses it also says "nanny nanny boo boo" to people in real life.<div>
</div><div>How much SPS cred do I need to make a motion? I'm only a lowly avid reader, but I'll start posting if I have to.</div>
 

War Machine Dawg

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If Mullen takes away their mythical 'crootin championship, we'll really see the crazy come out in them. And never, ever forget these are the same nut jobs that sicked PIs on us once before. If our class holds, nothing will surprise me.
 

BlankStare

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on here or Nafoom. They're some of those "yuku chic" words/phrases that gain traction with the hipster-doofuses of the online world, but would NEVER be socially acceptable in real life.

I challenge anyone to use "butt hurt" or "asinine" in conversation with friends/acquaintances that you respect (i.e. not morons) and see if they don't start "looking at their watches", or suddenly "having to take a ****", or maybe just flat-out give you a blank stare (shout-out to myself).... anything halfway plausible to remove themselves from the conversation.

Also, "asinine" must be used in a serious and scornful manner like it is used here... you can't use it sarcastically because that can actually be accomplished from time to time
 

GreaterCowbell

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To make it easier for you here are somesynonyms<div><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">
</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">For Butt: Anus, behind,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword" style="cursor: default; ">bottom,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword" style="cursor: default; ">buttocks,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword">derrière,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword" style="cursor: default; ">fanny,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword" style="cursor: default; ">posterior,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword" style="cursor: default; ">rear,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword" style="cursor: default; ">rump,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword" style="cursor: default; ">seat*,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword" style="cursor: default; ">tail,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword" style="cursor: default; ">tush,</span>backside, <span style="color:windowtext">behind</span><span id="hotword">, <span name="hotword" id="hotword">buns,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword">cheeks,</span> <span style="cursor:pointer" name="hotword" id="hotword">derriere,</span> <span style="cursor:default" name="hotword" id="hotword">gluteus</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword">maximus,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword">heinie,</span> <span name="hotword" id="hotword">keister,</span></span></div><div>

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: Arial, sans-serif; ">For Hurt: A</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; ">ching, aggrieved, agonized, all torn up, battered,
bleeding, bruised, buffeted, burned, busted up, contused, crushed, cut,
damaged, disfigured, distressed, disturbed, grazed, harmed, hit, impaired, in
pain, indignant, lacerated, marred, mauled, miffed, mutilated, nicked,
offended, pained, piqued, put away, resentful, rueful, sad, scarred, scraped,
scratched, shook, shot, sore, stricken, struck, suffering, tender, tortured,
umbrageous, unhappy, warped, wounded</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; ">
</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; ">I prefer "Mauled Anus" (mauling's are usually associated with Bears) or "Tortured Tush" myself.</span></p></div>
 

boatsnhoes

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Can't we send a whole pack of PI's to the plains. Those 17ers deserve prison *** more than the rebs or anyone in college football. They're innocent and cleared....just ask them.
 

Tds &amp; Beer

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I find it comical when our fans bash Cross for being biased and don't say anything about Wyatt. Could you imagine listening to him if you were an Ole Miss fan? It would be much worse. And for that, we thank you, Matt.
 

SyonaraStanz

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Wyatt may show some bias from time to time, but he's usually poking fun, and it's in good humor, while Dick seems to be genuinely pissed when there's good news to present for State, especially MSU football.

What really irritates me about Dick is his snooty attitude, such as when he corrects Wyatt's grammar on the air. He's due a black eye from Wyatt. He reminds me of Bo Bounds, but with loyalty to his school.
 
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It always sounds like a 9 year old just learneda dirty word and uses it over and over to sound cool and grown up. You think your words are for the uber-hip, and I think "17/f-bomb" is for those who can't think of a simple adjective/adverb/noun/etc...
 

GloryDawg

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Richard hosted the Paul Gallow show one week and did a outstanding job. He is a good radio guy he just let his Ole Miss out too much.
 

rdhdawg

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that's why he hasn't left for other jobs... not because he'd actually consider the thought of staying and building a legacy in Starkville.

This class holds and we'll have more talent than the 1995 Mickey Mouse Club.