Does Iowa beat us by double digits?

SuperBigFan69

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Nebraska fans are absolutely a “running” joke on our boards and within our fan base. Btw, no other fan base gets laughed at more (and that’s saying something given our disdain for Iowa State). Your program is (and has been) a laughingstock for over a decade- just look at the numbers. Yet yall delude yourselves into believing you’re thisclose to the glory days. Iowa is head and shoulders a better and much more respected program than yours but instead of seeing it and respecting it (like other Big Ten schools do), you lie to yourselves and say stupid things like “they are happy winning only 9 games a year” and “we are their Super Bowl.”

First, if you guys won 9-10 games this year with your soft schedule, all of you would be ready to crown Rhule and then expect a natty next year. We win 9 games and yes it’s a little “ho hum” because we are soooo used to it. Lastly, you aren’t our Super Bowl. We largely think your program is a joke. We win this game all the time. Sometimes you give it to us (see joke reference) and sometimes we take it. Either way, we win and you lose. People don’t expect to (and always) win “super bowls.”

So yes, this is the only other opponent board I visit, but it’s for entertainment value. Kind of like watching the latest Adam Sandler movie; it’s so bad and stupid it’s funny.
This weird idea of "respect" like, come on.

You root for a team that has never won anything at all and has no been surpassed by the worst team in D1 football in a major conference in Indiana. You guys all bought the slop that was fed to you that a school like iowa can't compete with "the big boys" when NU was doing it was ease and winning titles.

Now Indiana is kicking *** too, yet the iowa fans cream themselves about that magical #winningseason.

In 30 years your coach has become, literally, the biggest loser in conference history, think about that...and you guys let it happen because you didn't think you deserved better or you actually believe that you can't do better.

Why don't you want more?
 

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Nebraska fans are absolutely a “running” joke on our boards and within our fan base. Btw, no other fan base gets laughed at more (and that’s saying something given our disdain for Iowa State). Your program is (and has been) a laughingstock for over a decade- just look at the numbers. Yet yall delude yourselves into believing you’re thisclose to the glory days. Iowa is head and shoulders a better and much more respected program than yours but instead of seeing it and respecting it (like other Big Ten schools do), you lie to yourselves and say stupid things like “they are happy winning only 9 games a year” and “we are their Super Bowl.”

First, if you guys won 9-10 games this year with your soft schedule, all of you would be ready to crown Rhule and then expect a natty next year. We win 9 games and yes it’s a little “ho hum” because we are soooo used to it. Lastly, you aren’t our Super Bowl. We largely think your program is a joke. We win this game all the time. Sometimes you give it to us (see joke reference) and sometimes we take it. Either way, we win and you lose. People don’t expect to (and always) win “super bowls.”

So yes, this is the only other opponent board I visit, but it’s for entertainment value. Kind of like watching the latest Adam Sandler movie; it’s so bad and stupid it’s funny.
Yet here you are bloviating on the board of this lowly joke of a program huh? You are trying awfully hard to convince yourself that Iowa has ever done ANYTHING of note... hint, they haven't.

I think your tinder date needs a second helping of her slop... best go fill the trough so you can get a little ham later.
 
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Yet here you are bloviating on the board of this lowly joke of a program huh? You are trying awfully hard to convince yourself that Iowa has ever done ANYTHING of note... hint, they haven't.

I think your tinder date needs a second helping of her slop... best go fill the trough so you can get a little ham later.
"Haha, NU is a running joke". also, runs over to post on our site.

Totally obsessed. And they are so scared of the future.

The weird idea they are respected is insane. No one cares about iowa football and I don't mean that in a bad way it is just how it is. It would be like saying people cared about Indiana FB before last year. Of course they didn't.
 

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Nebraska fans are absolutely a “running” joke on our boards and within our fan base. Btw, no other fan base gets laughed at more (and that’s saying something given our disdain for Iowa State). Your program is (and has been) a laughingstock for over a decade- just look at the numbers. Yet yall delude yourselves into believing you’re thisclose to the glory days. Iowa is head and shoulders a better and much more respected program than yours but instead of seeing it and respecting it (like other Big Ten schools do), you lie to yourselves and say stupid things like “they are happy winning only 9 games a year” and “we are their Super Bowl.”

First, if you guys won 9-10 games this year with your soft schedule, all of you would be ready to crown Rhule and then expect a natty next year. We win 9 games and yes it’s a little “ho hum” because we are soooo used to it. Lastly, you aren’t our Super Bowl. We largely think your program is a joke. We win this game all the time. Sometimes you give it to us (see joke reference) and sometimes we take it. Either way, we win and you lose. People don’t expect to (and always) win “super bowls.”

So yes, this is the only other opponent board I visit, but it’s for entertainment value. Kind of like watching the latest Adam Sandler movie; it’s so bad and stupid it’s funny.
If you yell "THIS ISN'T OUR SUPERBOWL!1!!111!" louder, I bet people will believe you.
 

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Nebraska fans are absolutely a “running” joke on our boards and within our fan base. Btw, no other fan base gets laughed at more (and that’s saying something given our disdain for Iowa State). Your program is (and has been) a laughingstock for over a decade- just look at the numbers. Yet yall delude yourselves into believing you’re thisclose to the glory days. Iowa is head and shoulders a better and much more respected program than yours but instead of seeing it and respecting it (like other Big Ten schools do), you lie to yourselves and say stupid things like “they are happy winning only 9 games a year” and “we are their Super Bowl.”

First, if you guys won 9-10 games this year with your soft schedule, all of you would be ready to crown Rhule and then expect a natty next year. We win 9 games and yes it’s a little “ho hum” because we are soooo used to it. Lastly, you aren’t our Super Bowl. We largely think your program is a joke. We win this game all the time. Sometimes you give it to us (see joke reference) and sometimes we take it. Either way, we win and you lose. People don’t expect to (and always) win “super bowls.”

So yes, this is the only other opponent board I visit, but it’s for entertainment value. Kind of like watching the latest Adam Sandler movie; it’s so bad and stupid it’s funny.
136 consecutive years of irrelevancy and counting.
 

StayFrosty2

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"Haha, NU is a running joke". also, runs over to post on our site.

Totally obsessed. And they are so scared of the future.

The weird idea they are respected is insane. No one cares about iowa football and I don't mean that in a bad way it is just how it is. It would be like saying people cared about Indiana FB before last year. Of course they didn't.
You just know that he had that response a-simmerin' for a long time and was salivating as he wrote it and then punched himself on the shoulder after hitting send. "I got-em good... yeet yeet! HEY MA... bring me another donut and red bull, I have some Husker fans who need put in their place!"
 

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You just know that he had that response a-simmerin' for a long time and was salivating as he wrote it and then punched himself on the shoulder after hitting send. "I got-em good... yeet yeet! HEY MA... bring me another donut and red bull, I have some Husker fans who need put in their place!"

Lol.

As bad as we are, still have nut huggers like this completely lathered up.

Imagine going up to someone else's board and thumbing out that kind of rant.

Have some damn pride.

 
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136 consecutive years of irrelevancy and counting.
It would be different if they actually wanted (or felt they could achieve) more, but they don't.

Like, just admit you want more and then admit you hate your coach. It is so weird that they are totally fine with not doing anything.
 

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Curious if there is a prop line for Iowa pass attempts? If there is, what is it?

No matter the #, take the under.

Guessing 14, if there is one.
I went to look and found a couple team prop bets. Iowa’s O/U total yards is 323.5. That seems like a lot against a really good secondary. As I’ve said numerous times, Iowa doesn’t have a RB like PSU who can bust long runs. It’s gonna be 6 yards a carry if anything. I would assume Nebraska will cram the LOS so maybe one missed tackle can break one. Problem is, Iowa hasn’t been breaking many tackles.
 

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Like I said, two lame soft teams.

One with a coach that should have been fired years ago and one with a coach that should not have been hired.

This is a classic match up! Iowa fans live for this day because they are jealous of what NU has done in the past 30 years. While they have been convinced by their coach and old AD that it is not possible for a school from a "small state" to ever hope for more than that magical #WinningSeason


Thanks for the reminder. I went back about 30 years and found proof of Nebby's dominance.


Took me awhile to find the tape. ;)




You can click on the VHS tape to see what it says.


:LOL:
 
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Nebraska fans are absolutely a “running” joke on our boards and within our fan base. Btw, no other fan base gets laughed at more (and that’s saying something given our disdain for Iowa State). Your program is (and has been) a laughingstock for over a decade- just look at the numbers. Yet yall delude yourselves into believing you’re thisclose to the glory days. Iowa is head and shoulders a better and much more respected program than yours but instead of seeing it and respecting it (like other Big Ten schools do), you lie to yourselves and say stupid things like “they are happy winning only 9 games a year” and “we are their Super Bowl.”

First, if you guys won 9-10 games this year with your soft schedule, all of you would be ready to crown Rhule and then expect a natty next year. We win 9 games and yes it’s a little “ho hum” because we are soooo used to it. Lastly, you aren’t our Super Bowl. We largely think your program is a joke. We win this game all the time. Sometimes you give it to us (see joke reference) and sometimes we take it. Either way, we win and you lose. People don’t expect to (and always) win “super bowls.”

So yes, this is the only other opponent board I visit, but it’s for entertainment value. Kind of like watching the latest Adam Sandler movie; it’s so bad and stupid it’s funny.
Is that an actual photo of you?

good to see you and other neighbors here ahead of our annual friendly

I expect to hear many, many stories of iowa fans really enjoying their time in Lincoln and being welcomed to join tailgates, etc.

looking forward to cashing our B1G media checks together!
 

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Thanks for the reminder. I went back about 30 years and found proof of Nebby's dominance.


Took me awhile to find the tape. ;)




You can click on the VHS tape to see what it says.


:LOL:
Again, this is two teams that for the last 20 years (for one team) and for the 100 years (for the other) have done nothing at all. Why are you trying to brag about anything?
 

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Is that an actual photo of you?

good to see you and other neighbors here ahead of our annual friendly

I expect to hear many, many stories of iowa fans really enjoying their time in Lincoln and being welcomed to join tailgates, etc.

looking forward to cashing our B1G media checks together!
"Hey, we finished with 8 wins and you losers only have 7!"

Ummmm, congrats dorks, those are both records of losers.

It is just that for some reason iowa fans cheer about it and keep their coach for 30 years so that they can literally have the coach with the most career losses ever.
 

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"Hey, we finished with 8 wins and you losers only have 7!"

Ummmm, congrats dorks, those are both records of losers.

It is just that for some reason iowa fans cheer about it and keep their coach for 30 years so that they can literally have the coach with the most career losses ever.
everybody will be watching the Egg Bowl on Friday anyway

nobody cares about two business partners punting it back and forth for 3 hours when there is an actual rivalry with actual ramifications on another channel
 
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Nebraska fans are absolutely a “running” joke on our boards and within our fan base. Btw, no other fan base gets laughed at more (and that’s saying something given our disdain for Iowa State). Your program is (and has been) a laughingstock for over a decade- just look at the numbers. Yet yall delude yourselves into believing you’re thisclose to the glory days. Iowa is head and shoulders a better and much more respected program than yours but instead of seeing it and respecting it (like other Big Ten schools do), you lie to yourselves and say stupid things like “they are happy winning only 9 games a year” and “we are their Super Bowl.”

First, if you guys won 9-10 games this year with your soft schedule, all of you would be ready to crown Rhule and then expect a natty next year. We win 9 games and yes it’s a little “ho hum” because we are soooo used to it. Lastly, you aren’t our Super Bowl. We largely think your program is a joke. We win this game all the time. Sometimes you give it to us (see joke reference) and sometimes we take it. Either way, we win and you lose. People don’t expect to (and always) win “super bowls.”

So yes, this is the only other opponent board I visit, but it’s for entertainment value. Kind of like watching the latest Adam Sandler movie; it’s so bad and stupid it’s funny.
Everything in this post is correct...but I feel like Iowa coming to the Nebraska board is like two disabled kids arguing in the corner just to feel important.
 
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No idea, you would think that a half-way decent DC would find a way to stop a offense that is extremely one-dimensional. At least for a half. But even when he knows this team is extremely limited on offense they still couldn't stop them. What's different with Iowa? The only thing I can see is it's a rivalry for the players. But even still I'm not certain.
 

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Everything in this post is correct...but I feel like Iowa coming to the Nebraska board is like two disabled kids arguing in the corner just to feel important.
So disabled kids aren’t important? Wow!
 

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This weird idea of "respect" like, come on.

You root for a team that has never won anything at all and has no been surpassed by the worst team in D1 football in a major conference in Indiana. You guys all bought the slop that was fed to you that a school like iowa can't compete with "the big boys" when NU was doing it was ease and winning titles.

Now Indiana is kicking *** too, yet the iowa fans cream themselves about that magical #winningseason.

In 30 years your coach has become, literally, the biggest loser in conference history, think about that...and you guys let it happen because you didn't think you deserved better or you actually believe that you can't do better.

Why don't you want more?
Pot kettle a little?
 

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That is 100% my point. Iowa brainwashed their fans into thinking that they could not recruit or compete with "the big boys" and their fans fell for it.

So you play 3 lame teams in the non-con, hope to go 2-1 at the very worst...then you HOPE your conference schedule has all lame teams so you can get that magical #WinningSeason

Steele posted Nebraska had the easiest schedule in the B1G this year.
 
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Thanks for the reminder. I went back about 30 years and found proof of Nebby's dominance.


Took me awhile to find the tape. ;)




You can click on the VHS tape to see what it says.


:LOL:
Were did all of these sister ******* come from? Honestly wish DHS would put up a wall around Iowa to keep all the inbreeding in.
 
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The best part of all of this is that the teams have both have, what we consider to be, lame seasons.

But iowa fans are still bragging about their season and how it is a #winningseason

I never got it before but now I realize that their fans are literally happy with just that magical #winningseason. They have no other expectations because they have been told that a school from a non-fertile recruiting area just can't compete.
 

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The best part of all of this is that the teams have both have, what we consider to be, lame seasons.

But iowa fans are still bragging about their season and how it is a #winningseason

I never got it before but now I realize that their fans are literally happy with just that magical #winningseason. They have no other expectations because they have been told that a school from a non-fertile recruiting area just can't compete.
This is laughable. Being 7-5 or even 8-4 sucks, especially when the wins come against bottom-feeders.

Kirk may be happy with it but the fanbase absolutely is not. Just another forgettable season.

Usually, the quarterback is our problem. We then pay a guy (Gronowski) a mill and still can't figure out how to have a memorable season. Frustrating beyond words......
 

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This is laughable. Being 7-5 or even 8-4 sucks, especially when the wins come against bottom-feeders.

Kirk may be happy with it but the fanbase absolutely is not. Just another forgettable season.
So, why not call for and demand his firing and/or forced retirement?

I am guessing that, if you guys have a message board, that there are plenty of iowa fans that are happy with your coach and this magical #winningseason. Would you agree or disagree?
 

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So, why not call for and demand his firing and/or forced retirement?

I am guessing that, if you guys have a message board, that there are plenty of iowa fans that are happy with your coach and this magical #winningseason. Would you agree or disagree?
I don’t disagree…there are some fans on the Iowa message boards that have wanted KF gone for quite some time, others are fine with him, while others (like me) don’t love everything about his coaching decisions, but think that he has earned the right to retire on his own timeline.
 

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everybody will be watching the Egg Bowl on Friday anyway

nobody cares about two business partners punting it back and forth for 3 hours when there is an actual rivalry with actual ramifications on another channel
Then just don’t watch the Iowa vs Neb game…why make an issue about it?
 

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So, why not call for and demand his firing and/or forced retirement?

I am guessing that, if you guys have a message board, that there are plenty of iowa fans that are happy with your coach and this magical #winningseason. Would you agree or disagree?
Fire Kirk? That's a ridiculous idea. Many of us hope he decides to walk away though.

Secondly - Not a single person is considering a season like this to be "magical." So stop with your dramatics.
 
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talk talk talk. It will all be settled on Friday, like it is every year. Then one team can say "they are satisfied with 8 wins every year while one of us got 7. At least we fire every one of our coaches trying to get better, they only get 8-10 wins a year, and we are way better than that with 7 because we are trying. They will never beat us again, we are so young, we have a great recruiting class coming in. Unfortunately 6-6 next year and many will flip their commitment, Emmets going pro, and you lose plenty of starters on defense that will be gone, and DR leaves, and you will want to fire HCMR after every game next year, eventually it will happen...and the wheels on the bus go round and round. Such a drama filled program. It's like watching the movie Ground Hog Day 365 days a year.
 
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Fire Kirk? That's a ridiculous idea. Many of us hope he decides to walk away though.

Secondly - Not a single person is considering a season like this to be "magical." So stop with your dramatics.
See, you are happy with the magical #winningseason

Just admit it. It is okay.
 

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I don’t disagree…there are some fans on the Iowa message boards that have wanted KF gone for quite some time, others are fine with him, while others (like me) don’t love everything about his coaching decisions, but think that he has earned the right to retire on his own timeline.
Be honest, please, if he keeps up with the lame seasons but wants to coach into his 80's, would you be fine with that?
 

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talk talk talk. It will all be settled on Friday, like it is every year. Then one team can say "they are satisfied with 8 wins every year while one of us got 7. At least we fire every one of our coaches trying to get better, they only get 8-10 wins a year, and we are way better than that with 7 because we are trying. They will never beat us again, we are so young, we have a great recruiting class coming in. Unfortunately 6-6 next year and many will flip their commitment, Emmets going pro, and you lose plenty of starters on defense that will be gone, and DR leaves, and you will want to fire HCMR after every game next year, eventually it will happen...and the wheels on the bus go round and round. Such a drama filled program. It's like watching the movie Ground Hog Day 365 days a year.
Oh man, did you sort of forget which scree name you are signed in with? Because that is how your post reads! Classic mistake!
 

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Fire Kirk? That's a ridiculous idea. Many of us hope he decides to walk away though.

Secondly - Not a single person is considering a season like this to be "magical." So stop with your dramatics.
You are a fireman, right? (First of all, great job by the union to get the insane pay you guys get for the amount of work you do)

If you had the record for the most "saved" lives at your job and the record for the most "loss of lives" at your job, you would be fired, right? Or forced to retire, correct?
 

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Be honest, please, if he keeps up with the lame seasons but wants to coach into his 80's, would you be fine with that?
This season despite the record, Iowa was only a play (or two) away in each of their 4 close loses to having a magical season. Even at 10-2, they would have been in the CFP. A coach can’t make a game winning field goal or throw accurate short pass at a crucial point in a game (both of which occurred in close loses). As long as Ferentz and the current Iowa coaching staff can get Iowa into similar positions the next couple years, I’m fine with KF remaining for a couple more years. Recruiting continues to be decent. I would hope the current AD is keeping a list of potential coaching replacements for when that time arrives.
 

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This season despite the record, Iowa was only a play (or two) away in each of their 4 close loses to having a magical season. Even at 10-2, they would have been in the CFP. A coach can’t make a game winning field goal or throw accurate short pass at a crucial point in a game (both of which occurred in close loses). As long as Ferentz and the current Iowa coaching staff can get Iowa into similar positions the next couple years, I’m fine with KF remaining for a couple more years. Recruiting continues to be decent. I would hope the current AD is keeping a list of potential coaching replacements for when that time arrives.
See, so why is that fireman saying none of you guys are happy? He is clearly lying.