I feel like an idiot. I went looking for the Fairmont and South Brunswick score last night and realized that South played North Brunswick last night. Any thoughts on this game? Will Fairmont pick up a much needed win or will Josh Carter and South Brunswick give the Golden Tornadoes an 0-4 mark going into conference?
Fairmont at South Brunswick (oops)
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Looking a both teams, there should be no shortage of offense as both teams' defenses are as porous as Limestone. But I think Fairmont picks up their first win of the season.
Will the famous Golden Tornados of Fairmont strut slash stroll outten South Brunswick holdin' up the bacon , or will the Cougars hit them with the Southport Shuffle, a maneuver that was made famous by the inventors of " the shag," causing possible defenders to zig this way when they should have zagged that way.
By the way, Governor Purnell's limo he was 'aridin' in with Toni " Crispy " Barone, his " secretary " he met a few years ago in an infamous Southern Pines entertainment center, Wanda " Bondo " Gertz, an ex German swimmer that remarked, " I'll stomp anybody's *** that tries to throw me outten this here limo, " she bellowed in her half German, half Southern accent, making her sound like Ward Clever on helium, and a lady from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, a chick they call Gertrude " Protrude " Fralude because of her protruding breasts . They are supposedly stuck in a sideditch on the outskirts of LaGrange, Gerogia, all four returning from the annual Governor's Convention that supposedly transpired on some downtrodden shrimp boat that's supposedly stuck on a sandbar in the Mississippi River.
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Tommy James, of Tommy James and the Shondells, his first band was called Tom and the Tornados, supposedly because of a love affair with Fairmont and the Tornados. That's the word on the street, Mister G.O. Toredd.
P.S. Ever know a chick in Bladen County named Paula " Forehead " Torred ?
P.S. Ever know a chick in Bladen County named Paula " Forehead " Torred ?
Fairmont was up thirty naught in the third quarter, so unless the Cougars of South Brunswick pulled some kind of Houdini trick outten their headgear, the famous Golden Tornados will have won the Blue Ribbon concerning this particular athletic contest, Mister Toredd.
Fairmont sure is a confusing team. Maybe they've just played some really good teams and now they will hit their stride. I wasn't surprised that their offense got back on track, but I was shocked to see they held them to 7 when they have Carter at running back. He ran all over us in week 1.
Was anyone at this game? Any thoughts? My Vikings played at home and got ran over by Aynor. It's tough to watch every week.
Looks like Fairmont did what SB would have rather not see.
I did not attend....
what happened on both end?
I did not attend....
what happened on both end?
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The famous Golden Tornados put a double dose helpin' of Golden Tornado-ization on the unsuspecting suspects down yon in Southport. The famous Golden Tornados of Fairmont will matriculate to Rowland, North Carolina to battle the Mustangs of South Robeson Friday evening, and a near capacity crowd is expected to join in the festive festivities, as the famous Golden Tornados will swoosh into another's casa and ramshackle the Kelvinator, making off with the home cured bacon.
P.S. Johnny Winter, also known as " The Texas Tornado, " more than likely because of his fixation for Fairmont and the immediate surrounding area, was a native of Beaumont, Texas, as was his brother, Edgar, who had a band called White Trash.
P.S. S. Good to see you're alive and well, Governor Purnell.
P.S. Johnny Winter, also known as " The Texas Tornado, " more than likely because of his fixation for Fairmont and the immediate surrounding area, was a native of Beaumont, Texas, as was his brother, Edgar, who had a band called White Trash.
P.S. S. Good to see you're alive and well, Governor Purnell.
I am alive GSO. Just vacationing and doing the family thang.
Rowland here we come with the cows, mules and the rest of the hay eating E.T. creatures....
Rowland here we come with the cows, mules and the rest of the hay eating E.T. creatures....
I remember two or three years ago, Governor Purnell, when you brought your family to that campground in Greensboro on Lee Street Extension, right offen Interstate Eighty Five slash Fourty. Is that where yall are vacationing this year, Governor ? If so, I'll pick up a trunk load of brewskis and head on over there. I think it's called Carnival Campground.