By the way, Governor Purnell's limo he was 'aridin' in with Toni " Crispy " Barone, his " secretary " he met a few years ago in an infamous Southern Pines entertainment center, Wanda " Bondo " Gertz, an ex German swimmer that remarked, " I'll stomp anybody's *** that tries to throw me outten this here limo, " she bellowed in her half German, half Southern accent, making her sound like Ward Clever on helium, and a lady from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, a chick they call Gertrude " Protrude " Fralude because of her protruding breasts . They are supposedly stuck in a sideditch on the outskirts of LaGrange, Gerogia, all four returning from the annual Governor's Convention that supposedly transpired on some downtrodden shrimp boat that's supposedly stuck on a sandbar in the Mississippi River.