Gary is an absolute jewel and I hope he posts forever. He has a general formula: post things as thinly-veiled innuendo with a winkie emoticon to suggest he has some info the average person doesn't. Then, when that doesn't come to fruition, give some comical excuse (Roy's not a shill, too much depth, etc.) as opposed to dealing with a few harsh realities: 1.) you are not "plugged in," and 2.) there are plenty of kids who just do not like what Roy is selling.
He is like the guy who says ten things, nine of them being wrong, and then when the tenth is right, he gets to say "I told ya" and feels vindicated.