Actually flapjack, it's nothing at all like laughing if someone fell in the grove and got mud on their bowtie, as that laugh would be a REACTION to something you've just seen. I get that you're laughing because they fell. Of course you wouldn't laugh if you were bothered that they fell because no one laughs at things that bother them.
However, when the "real rival" stuff comes up, it's largely unprovoked. A few fans claimed LSU as our real rival a couple years ago, and while you're "making fun" - not as a REACTION but purely out of the blue, multiple times - you're also making it quite clear we're always on your mind and feeling a bit jaded that some Ole Miss fans may hate and want to beat another team more than you.
Sorry. If it didn't eat at y'all, y'all wouldn't keep bringing it up. Show me the last post on here of a Ole Miss fan proclaiming LSU to be our true rival. By the way, they actually tend to sell out their allotment when they come to Oxford, and y'all just returned 2,000 tickets.