Good news, bad news

TaleofTwoDogs

All-Conference
Jun 1, 2004
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Good news, Dak and his girlfriend, Sarah Jane announced that are expecting a child

Bad news, the child is believed to be a girl, so no future legacy to lead us out of the wilderness.

Good for Dak, bad for MSU football.
 

Xenomorph

All-American
Feb 15, 2007
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Good news, Dak and his girlfriend, Sarah Jane announced that are expecting a child

Bad news, the child is believed to be a girl, so no future legacy to lead us out of the wilderness.

Good for Dak, bad for MSU football.
Rumors that they'll name the child Helga.
 

Dawgpile

Senior
May 23, 2006
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We need a Manning-type legacy at State.

He'll put the stem on the apple one day.
 

PooPopsBaldHead

All-American
Dec 15, 2017
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Why won't he make an honest woman out of her?
Because it's not 1950.


And the key to my happy marriage :

Waiting until my early 30's and avoiding 2-3 surefire future divorces by not making honest women of some crazy bìtches I was with... Well that and lots of spanking and nipple clamps.
 

BulldogBlitz

Heisman
Dec 11, 2008
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Because it's not 1950.


And the key to my happy marriage :

Waiting until my early 30's and avoiding 2-3 surefire future divorces by not making honest women of some crazy bìtches I was with... Well that and lots of spanking and nipple clamps.


Despite not making an honest woman, he's now got a child with this one. There's no undoing that link. She can always remove nipple clamps.
 

LocalBeachBum

Junior
Dec 8, 2021
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I worked with a guy offshore years ago. His wife delivered in January. 4 weeks was the start of his shift. He engaged in coitus prior to his departure. We worked for two weeks, had another two weeks off. When he came back, she was pregnant. She delivered in the same year.