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MaxPowerrr

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With girls like Ponder I sometimes think about how GD nervous I'd be if I ever, like if the world went completely apey, got her number and was texted/talking about getting together sometime.

I mean, I probably couldn't even do it. I struggled at times with putting reasonably attractive girls at UK on pedestals. That type of world class talent? Forget it. My communication would be so bad and ill-conceived I get anxiety even thinking about it. Imagine the brass (or money, professional sports career, etc.) it requires to take something like that down... Like taming a beautiful stallion on the open range.

I mean, let's assume that some average dickwad like me was actually in a relationship with someone like that. I'd be a maniacal lunatic in public with her. The insecurity would runneth over. I would be her psycho ex-boyfriend 5 minutes into the first ESPN event we attended together. "WHO TF WAS THAT GUY?" I'd likely spend the rest of my life stuck like some self-fulfilling prophecy with every normal girl I tried to date. I'd just be permanently typecast as that lunatic, overzealous boyfriend, and I wouldn't be able to break free of it without professional help.

Seriously, if, in that completely apey, upside down universe, I somehow procured that creature's phone number it would be best for everyone if I just deleted it there on the spot. The mental trauma of it all would be too much.
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This is EXACTLY why I've avoided dating Samantha Ponder.
 
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Well, we know at least one of them is prone to terrible decisions.

 
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SAECATFAN said:
With girls like Ponder I sometimes think about how GD nervous I'd be if I ever, like if the world went completely apey, got her number and was texted/talking about getting together sometime.

I mean, I probably couldn't even do it. I struggled at times with putting reasonably attractive girls at UK on pedestals. That type of world class talent? Forget it. My communication would be so bad and ill-conceived I get anxiety even thinking about it. Imagine the brass (or money, professional sports career, etc.) it requires to take something like that down... Like taming a beautiful stallion on the open range.

I mean, let's assume that some average dickwad like me was actually in a relationship with someone like that. I'd be a maniacal lunatic in public with her. The insecurity would runneth over. I would be her psycho ex-boyfriend 5 minutes into the first ESPN event we attended together. "WHO TF WAS THAT GUY?" I'd likely spend the rest of my life stuck like some self-fulfilling prophecy with every normal girl I tried to date. I'd just be permanently typecast as that lunatic, overzealous boyfriend, and I wouldn't be able to break free of it without professional help.

Seriously, if, in that completely apey, upside down universe, I somehow procured that creature's phone number it would be best for everyone if I just deleted it there on the spot. The mental trauma of it all would be too much.
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That's why you have to punch your weight, bro.
 
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Honestly, "LeMoo" might be too eye-rolling of a name even for me. And I can tolerate some pretty pretentious/hipstery **** when it comes to food.
 
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Spake favorited my Tweet making fun of the Louisville media today. I'm gonna chalk that up to her having similar views and not just her favoriting every tweet that mentions her in a non-creepy manner to build her brand.
 
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Pretty ridiculous. It's French for "The Moo", you know , the sound a cow makes, and then we drain and/or kill it for you to eat. Le Moo!
 
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I mean lying about being in the WTC Towers during 9/11? That's pretty confusing more than anything. Kind of hard to pin down the actual feeling somewhere between disgust, disbelief and anger I'd guess. Did this dude not have friends that were like, "Uh you didn't work for Lynch or in the WTC."

...and I guess it's actually pretty common in that area according to a few articles I read.
 
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I'll never forget where I was on 9/11. I was just getting off of Flight 93 and walked up to my desk in the first tower, at my Pentagon desk job. Something, God, whatever higher power you subscribe to, told me to leave like a basketball leaving Rex Chapman's hands on a cold night in a Madisonville gym during his legendary career there. To some folks never forget is a hashtag- to me, it's a way of life. - some guy from The League, apparently
 
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Lying about being in the WTC on 9/11 is a completes scumbag move. That's not something you'd ever get confused about and mix up the details. The guy obviously used this as a means to jump start his acting career. He should be blacklisted.
 
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He owned it after getting busted. So lets not get that confused. He had a ton of opportunities to come clean but he repeatedly told a version of the story over the course of several years on talk shows. So yeah, it appears he was using the story for his gain... which is even more weird.

I don't want to throw him in jail, just hard to really comprehend a seemingly normalish dude doing something like that. Pretty f*cking disgraceful. Like I said, it sounds like it's a pretty regular thing up there in the area. Hell the leader of the 9/11 survivors group got busted with an even bigger lie about the day.
 
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"So if you're a Kentucky fan, no one on earth can stop you from making fun of Louisville for losing to three real teams. If Bobby Petrino deserted your team, or if Bobby Petrino just seems generally loathsome to your general sensibility, well, no one's uncle and seven hell-trained mules can pull you away from that mockery. If you loathe Louisville because one of their largest donors is John Schnatter, a rubberfaced demon slinging hot diabetes frisbees from a lard-cave in Kentucky, well, we can't dissuade you there, either."
 
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I'm not just saying this because I hate Louisville, but those uniforms last night might have been the worst ones I've ever seen. There was not a single redeeming thing about them. If my team wore something like that, it would honestly give me pause about cheering for them.
 
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I know it's a crime to falsely claim/wear decorations that you didn't earn in the military. Pretty douche move to make up those kind of stories about 9/11. Maybe he was hanging out with Brian Williams...
 
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It's amazing, and SOOOOO Louisville.

Just when you think they can't possibly out-Louisville themselves any more, they figure out a way.

[sick]
 
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Adidas Rep: "So we've decided to go with the 'Rejected No Limit Solider Album Cover Font' for the name plates, only we're knocking the size down to about a 4-point. That way it's horribly unattractive and hard to read."

TOMMA JURCH: "AWESOME LETS GO CELEBRATE AT HOOOTS"
 
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