With girls like Ponder I sometimes think about how GD nervous I'd be if I ever, like if the world went completely apey, got her number and was texted/talking about getting together sometime.
I mean, I probably couldn't even do it. I struggled at times with putting reasonably attractive girls at UK on pedestals. That type of world class talent? Forget it. My communication would be so bad and ill-conceived I get anxiety even thinking about it. Imagine the brass (or money, professional sports career, etc.) it requires to take something like that down... Like taming a beautiful stallion on the open range.
I mean, let's assume that some average dickwad like me was actually in a relationship with someone like that. I'd be a maniacal lunatic in public with her. The insecurity would runneth over. I would be her psycho ex-boyfriend 5 minutes into the first ESPN event we attended together. "WHO TF WAS THAT GUY?" I'd likely spend the rest of my life stuck like some self-fulfilling prophecy with every normal girl I tried to date. I'd just be permanently typecast as that lunatic, overzealous boyfriend, and I wouldn't be able to break free of it without professional help.
Seriously, if, in that completely apey, upside down universe, I somehow procured that creature's phone number it would be best for everyone if I just deleted it there on the spot. The mental trauma of it all would be too much.