- Not sure I could have gotten a better sports day than going to a wild Bengals comeback W and coming home to watch a W over those sanctimonious Carolinian bastards. I had 16 heart attacks over the course of the day, but WHY WE DO THIS
- We took my nephew (7th grader) to the Bengals game with us over my BIL's extreme nervousness about trashy NFL fans getting rowdy and making the poor kid a nervous wreck. He had a BALL. Even though it got called back, when Germaine Pratt ran that TD in . . . kid looked like he had just found a million dollar bill. He took 892374765 pictures and showed everyone at the family Christmas party that night all his best shots.
In the 4th quarter, he turned to me and just held up his hand, shaking like a leaf, and said "...what is happening"
- Sports pettiness is unmatched, tbh. Jake Browning screaming "You never should have cut me" at cameras was hilarious. I read a lot of smooth brained takes about "he knows those coaches aren't there anymore right hurr durr" and shut up man, Michael Jordan decided he hated a dude for not saying hi in the bathroom. That **** is awesome.
- I love beating UNC more than any other team. HAVING SAID THAT the last 5 minutes of gametime were beyond painful.
- Armando Bacot is the UNC version of Perry Ellis. I swear he's been in college at least 9 years.