We joke about turning the offense over to Gran….but it’s probably not a bad idea. I mean, it’s a bad idea, but look at our options. There are no good ideas available.
Gran at least understands Stoops and his hatred of the forward pass. They would be on the same page, at least. Handjob is clearly in over his head, but in his defense, imagine trying to do that job with Mark’s fat stinky *** hovering over and micromanaging you 24-7. The result is what you saw today. While Liam Coen and Shannon Dawson profit.
The fat drunk will never again be able to hire a credible OC - the book’s out on him. So give it to the dinosaur, and direct snap it to the two RBs or Law every down. See what happens. It worked once. Get six wins and retire with a shred of dignity, a harem of skin cancered wrinkled hookers, and a warehouse full of Old Nut whiskey.
Loser.