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I'm sure Stoops will take accountability postgame and vow to get it fixed.
Still 2 SEC home wins since 2021
Still 2 SEC home wins since 2021
Vanderbilt has more SEC wins at the Krog than we do the past three years.
I would be far less pissed about losses like this (where our HC clearly does not understand in game preparation) if he wasn't paid like a top 10 guy with a top 5 guy buyout.
The ROI is incredibly poor.
The ROI is incredibly poor.
It is what it is. And what it is is uninspiring, lukewarm, boring, underachieving poop.
Spoiler alert: Boley sucks worse than Calzada. Good luck the rest of the year, lol.
This. 1,000x this!
Pay him 5 or 5.5 million a year and I would be more patient. 9 million for this, though? Not worth it. Also not worth it: his 40 million buyout, which is due ONE MONTH after his termination iirc?
Those 3 possible points we passed up 2 possessions ago would have been cool to have in that last drive.
This team is better with Cutter. I hate it for Calzada but if he just torn his shoulder and it forces us to play the better QB then there is no pressure on the decision.
There is no excuse for the disorganized mess we saw over and over. Headsets not working not covering up the BS when we already blew all our TOs on the same disorganized mess.
I love Stoops and wish it was better but unfortunately most things that end, do so badly.
Kiffin gifted the UK bettors a TO to allow for that FG, thanks dude.
There is no excuse for the disorganized mess we saw over and over. Headsets not working not covering up the BS when we already blew all our TOs on the same disorganized mess.
I love Stoops and wish it was better but unfortunately most things that end, do so badly.
Kiffin gifted the UK bettors a TO to allow for that FG, thanks dude.
Just enough to keep BBN from completely checking out, I guess. Brad White is the most competent person on this staff. Dude can flat coach.
The announcers said at one point said Calzada was considering the draft but Stoops asked if he would like to come to UK and he said yes. He knows the draft ended like in 1973, right? Cutter wasn't perfect but he's clearly more comfortable and you build for the future. It took Woodson, Johnson, Hartline a year for it to come together so it's stupid not to be using him now.
I’d really love to know how many 3 and outs we have as a percentage of all offensive possessions. It has to be staggeringly high over the last 3 years.
Afraid we truly can’t afford stoops buyout now. We could have a few years ago pre nil and not to be political (because I voted for Trump) but with the hospitals now going to get cut amount of money they get from the feds (which I’m still unsure how I feel either way on that..that’s a very big conversation). But with those two hits to the university, I just don’t know that they ever make decision to fork over large amount of money to stoops. I think he has to walk on his own or a major fan revolt that causes revenue loss.
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End of this year he hits something like $66m total from UK (not including his bourbon take) for an avg of 3 SEC wins per year over his career. We had a real nice run for a time but its time to get him to the table.
Its sad hes failed at offensive football in this league for too long. Keep white and get something done. We can still celebrate the guys accomplishments if he does this the right way this year which I still have a strange feeling that he will.
Its sad hes failed at offensive football in this league for too long. Keep white and get something done. We can still celebrate the guys accomplishments if he does this the right way this year which I still have a strange feeling that he will.
He’s not going anywhere soon. Except down on a coed and two fifths of bad overpriced whiskey.
Pretty much the long and short of it. We're saddled with that relic for at least two more years. That contract belongs on the Rushmore of college athletic department F*** ups...
Imagine if we were still saddled with Cal's folly as well. Fortune smiled on us in that circumstance.
I know Mitch is well-regarded for SOME things that he's accomplished, but those two situations, IMO, completely move him into the red. IOW - on balance, he's been a failure, and a really EXPENSIVE one.
Imagine if we were still saddled with Cal's folly as well. Fortune smiled on us in that circumstance.
I know Mitch is well-regarded for SOME things that he's accomplished, but those two situations, IMO, completely move him into the red. IOW - on balance, he's been a failure, and a really EXPENSIVE one.
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We joke about turning the offense over to Gran….but it’s probably not a bad idea. I mean, it’s a bad idea, but look at our options. There are no good ideas available.
Gran at least understands Stoops and his hatred of the forward pass. They would be on the same page, at least. Handjob is clearly in over his head, but in his defense, imagine trying to do that job with Mark’s fat stinky *** hovering over and micromanaging you 24-7. The result is what you saw today. While Liam Coen and Shannon Dawson profit.
The fat drunk will never again be able to hire a credible OC - the book’s out on him. So give it to the dinosaur, and direct snap it to the two RBs or Law every down. See what happens. It worked once. Get six wins and retire with a shred of dignity, a harem of skin cancered wrinkled hookers, and a warehouse full of Old Nut whiskey.
Loser.
Gran at least understands Stoops and his hatred of the forward pass. They would be on the same page, at least. Handjob is clearly in over his head, but in his defense, imagine trying to do that job with Mark’s fat stinky *** hovering over and micromanaging you 24-7. The result is what you saw today. While Liam Coen and Shannon Dawson profit.
The fat drunk will never again be able to hire a credible OC - the book’s out on him. So give it to the dinosaur, and direct snap it to the two RBs or Law every down. See what happens. It worked once. Get six wins and retire with a shred of dignity, a harem of skin cancered wrinkled hookers, and a warehouse full of Old Nut whiskey.
Loser.
Regarding Mitch, don’t forget the Billy Clyde and Joker F’ups. The dude has had multiple, horrible material results. Yet, here we are.
with that said, I would like to take a moment to say “hello” to krazykats. Great to see you’re alive and kicking dude. I really need like nine thousand words about what the hell’s been going on with ya the past few months.
with that said, I would like to take a moment to say “hello” to krazykats. Great to see you’re alive and kicking dude. I really need like nine thousand words about what the hell’s been going on with ya the past few months.
And another thing I’m pissed off at Piglet about was that bs FG at the end, killed my OM-10 push.
LOL at Nico Iamaleava getting killed at UNLV a week after getting killed at home by Utah. Him and his pops deserve all the football failure the rest of his playing days. Bet he's broke before he's 25.
Man, that 3d n 9 QB keeper was a doozie. What a horrendous call to make especially with a guy who was literally playing his first series of the yr. So f’ing stupid.
I love seeing the Gators eat their own sht in the Swamp. Hell of a start to the season for USF.
One fact remains this morning when we all got up, Mississippi is still a complete **** hole of a state.
I love seeing the Gators eat their own sht in the Swamp. Hell of a start to the season for USF.
One fact remains this morning when we all got up, Mississippi is still a complete **** hole of a state.
So the Ole Miss fan posting on here yesterday--who we all thought was just a troll but we found out actually ended up being a pretty cool guy--made a joke after the game about Stoops getting pubic lice and having to step down as head coach. I didn't think much of it at first beyond it was pretty funny, but then I started thinking about how I'd been having discomfort, you know, down there, for the past couple of weeks, and my curiosity got the best of me.
Long story short, I found out the following:
1. I did have public lice.
2. I don't anymore because I ate them all.
Below is a series of artistic renditions I've put together to show the process of me discovering I had pubic lice, and then how I got rid of them for good:
1. Here's me initially with a magnifying glass examining the pubis region.
2. Here is where I discovered my pubes were completely ate up with the lice. They were even trying to crawl down into my peehole!
3. Then, I shaved off all of my pubes. This process took well over 3 hours. I guess I never realized how much bush I really had. It was stringy and incredibly tough to get through. I think I ended up shaving off some of my lower abdomen as well.
4. Next, I gathered up all of the lice-covered pubes and put them into a bowl. I added a little hot sauce to help with the taste. Some of the pubic lice crawled away but I figure that's okay as long as they are now longer swarming around my balls and peehole.
5. Over the next 45 minutes, I ate as much as I could while trying to control my gag reflex. Fortunately I kept it all down and even licked my bowl clean!!
6. Then this morning, I spent well over an hour on the toilet pooping it all out. At moments, my eyes were fully rolling into the back of my head in pure ecstasy. It was one of the top 5 greatest feelings of my life.
7. I inspected my poop to make sure I pooped them out and wouldn't you know it my turds were covered in lice. What a journey they must have had, huh?
Overall thoughts: So far so good! I have noticed the area around my butthole is now itchy a bit, but I've fully gotten rid of my pubic lice and my balls and peehole area especially have never felt better.
Long story short, I found out the following:
1. I did have public lice.
2. I don't anymore because I ate them all.
Below is a series of artistic renditions I've put together to show the process of me discovering I had pubic lice, and then how I got rid of them for good:
1. Here's me initially with a magnifying glass examining the pubis region.
2. Here is where I discovered my pubes were completely ate up with the lice. They were even trying to crawl down into my peehole!
3. Then, I shaved off all of my pubes. This process took well over 3 hours. I guess I never realized how much bush I really had. It was stringy and incredibly tough to get through. I think I ended up shaving off some of my lower abdomen as well.
4. Next, I gathered up all of the lice-covered pubes and put them into a bowl. I added a little hot sauce to help with the taste. Some of the pubic lice crawled away but I figure that's okay as long as they are now longer swarming around my balls and peehole.
5. Over the next 45 minutes, I ate as much as I could while trying to control my gag reflex. Fortunately I kept it all down and even licked my bowl clean!!
6. Then this morning, I spent well over an hour on the toilet pooping it all out. At moments, my eyes were fully rolling into the back of my head in pure ecstasy. It was one of the top 5 greatest feelings of my life.
7. I inspected my poop to make sure I pooped them out and wouldn't you know it my turds were covered in lice. What a journey they must have had, huh?
Overall thoughts: So far so good! I have noticed the area around my butthole is now itchy a bit, but I've fully gotten rid of my pubic lice and my balls and peehole area especially have never felt better.
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Not to go all Brady James, but we’re screwed, one guy can’t read the field quickly, the other has a slow release reminiscent of Paddy Ice Towles.
I’ll repeat, we will get steamrolled by running teams and probably won’t be able to rush passer effectively against big boys.
can’t score.
We’re a volleyball school now. Mitch is that AAA slugger that strikes out a lot and doesn’t last long when he gets called up.
god bless this mess
I’ll repeat, we will get steamrolled by running teams and probably won’t be able to rush passer effectively against big boys.
can’t score.
We’re a volleyball school now. Mitch is that AAA slugger that strikes out a lot and doesn’t last long when he gets called up.
god bless this mess
Won The Italian Grand Prix, set a track record, and the fastest race time in Formula 1 HISTORY. 
Max is superhuman...
Max is superhuman...
So the Ole Miss fan posting on here yesterday--who we all thought was just a troll but we found out actually ended up being a pretty cool guy--made a joke after the game about Stoops getting pubic lice and having to step down as head coach. I didn't think much of it at first beyond it was pretty funny, but then I started thinking about how I'd been having discomfort, you know, down there, for the past couple of weeks, and my curiosity got the best of me.
Long story short, I found out the following:
1. I did have public lice.
2. I don't anymore because I ate them all.
Below is a series of artistic renditions I've put together to show the process of me discovering I had pubic lice, and then how I got rid of them for good:
1. Here's me initially with a magnifying glass examining the pubis region.
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2. Here is where I discovered my pubes were completely ate up with the lice. They were even trying to crawl down into my peehole!
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3. Then, I shaved off all of my pubes. This process took well over 3 hours. I guess I never realized how much bush I really had. It was stringy and incredibly tough to get through. I think I ended up shaving off some of my lower abdomen as well.
View attachment 905153
4. Next, I gathered up all of the lice-covered pubes and put them into a bowl. I added a little hot sauce to help with the taste. Some of the pubic lice crawled away but I figure that's okay as long as they are now longer swarming around my balls and peehole.
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5. Over the next 45 minutes, I ate as much as I could while trying to control my gag reflex. Fortunately I kept it all down and even licked my bowl clean!!
View attachment 905173
6. Then this morning, I spent well over an hour on the toilet pooping it all out. At moments, my eyes were fully rolling into the back of my head in pure ecstasy. It was one of the top 5 greatest feelings of my life.
7. I inspected my poop to make sure I pooped them out and wouldn't you know it my turds were covered in lice. What a journey they must have had, huh?
View attachment 905171
Overall thoughts: So far so good! I have noticed the area around my butthole is now itchy a bit, but I've fully gotten rid of my pubic lice and my balls and peehole area especially have never felt better.
Attendance next week?
Barnhart had the perfect chance to kick Stoops to the curb when the Citrus Bowl got vacated, but of course wussed out.
Barnhart had the perfect chance to kick Stoops to the curb when the Citrus Bowl got vacated, but of course wussed out.
The police need to investigate this loser. An edge lord who creates account after account to talk to himself about poop and pubic lice definitely has a hard drive full of stuff that’ll put him in jail.
We’ll all ignore Code Blue now, he’ll create a new account, and another pretending to be an EMU fan and continue to be the child seeking attention because he’s an embarrassment to his family.
We’ll all ignore Code Blue now, he’ll create a new account, and another pretending to be an EMU fan and continue to be the child seeking attention because he’s an embarrassment to his family.