* Katt Williams had a great bit about "get you some white friends." My spin on that is "get you some gay friends." Our entire block is basically old gay men. The couple two doors down had us over for Christmas dinner. Everything is 5-star, with a presentation before each course. Place settings had party crackers from Harrod's London, a tin of truffles, and a gift wrapped bath bomb. They casually set out $100 bottles of wine even though neither of them drink.
Get you some gay friends.
* If you look up "Big D Energy" in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of Stephen Bunting's walk up music.
Probably better to download the app, though. So you can see the video.
* Looks like Bitcoin is going to finish 2025 down ~ 6% versus the S&P, which is up 16%. Very strange. Literally everyone I know in the game is up millions. I know a guy who says its going to 100k any day now. Know another guy who says it's going to a million. I know another dude who says it's gonna hit a billion.
* I'm sick and F'ing tired of being anonymous. Just some random slapdick irrelevant poster. Marcus Welby be Wildcat Willy or Beavis or Jeffrey Craddock or B.Money or some other completey forgettable character. How do I get a handle on this *****? And what name should I choose?
* Insta knows me, man. I've had this kid pop up on my feed approximately a zillion times.
Pretty much anything about black people and Carnival Cruise Line is all up in my algorithm.
* Next 3 books up on the list.....
1>
Lexington (Kim Wickens)
2>
The Secret of Secrets (Dan Brown)
3>
The Great River (Boyce Upholt)
* Dry January starts today.
* That new Dave Chappelle special on
Netflix was very meh, especially when he felt himself losing the crowd enough that he stopped and asked if they were still with him. Weird.
Howevva.......he just keeps digging into this trans thing, and somehow continues to nail those jokes. The "those jokes went over REALLY well in Saudi Arabia" comment was lol.
* Working these last 2 weeks of the year just sucks ***. I don't have much to do, and could easily knock out whatever busy work I have in about an hour each day. Instead, I just stare at my computer, procrastinate, and think about how much I don't wan to work.
* Should I buy a Laserdisc, or BlueRay?
* Also, should you......
a> take the time to find a condom
b> you walk right over and you pound em
c> tell her that you want her love
d> all of the above
* Late, but we had a local coffee shop/comedy club go viral, thanks to Libs of Tik Tok and others a couple weeks ago. The d-bag owner posts all day long from his actual business profile, and will just straight up say things like "conservatives are weirdo losers and aren't allowed in this safe space." S*** like that.
So the dumbass spots a few people dressed in jeans and tactical vests in the parking lot across the street from his spot, and antagonizes and accosts them, then uploads it to the socials. He insists they were ICE. Turns out they were arresting a dude for child porn 2 blocks away. Lol.
The New Orleans comedy venue and coffee shop, Sports Drink, shared its reopening plan and clarified that only one member of the business was involved in the viral incident that led to its temporary closure.
www.nola.com
FAFO, I guess.
* DMX. What an American icon.
* So did
South Park do an Erika Kirk episode yet or not? Will be legendary, of course.
* Global Domination. Only the reals will get it. IFYKYK.