We have somehow lucked into the perfect coach at the perfect time for this program. It barely feels real.
A future insurance salesman knocks us out of the tournament in embarrassing fashion.
Andy Enfield leaves USC for oil money at SMU
Eric Mussellman leaves to go home.
Cal f*cks himself in the *** due to pure arrogance.
Scott Drew’s wife was scared of our fans.
A pure psycho turned us down because he just won back to back titles.
Cock tease Billy D sniffed around but was borderline on making the playoffs at decision time
Too Button looks around at who is left, and what do you know, a potential offensive genius, soon to be coaching super star, is just standing there smiling.