Hang In There Wage Slaves

dezyDeco

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"Your welcome in advance."
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LOL! Yep... all of that effort, and right when he gets to the finish line:
 

NamelessOne

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I dont need coffee to make it thru my day. Fixing to have some chicken tendies mom left in the microwave.
 

Wall2Boogie

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I want to know what the op truly is, and his reasoning for the starting of such an epic thread. Is this a push for socialism, or socialisms ugly red headed sister communism? Nice touch with chicken tenders and mom btw.
 

-LEK-

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I think its an interesting development to see so many young people that are literally retarded. Narcissistic personality disorder has become the norm. Its probably a by-product of kids being told they are special their whole lives by moms with an under-inflated sense of ego (participation trophies). Its some form of arrested development. Do all millennials have this?

The personality disorder in the OP, and others in this thread, is pretty fascinating. So obvious to others, yet they seem to be impervious to its impact. Obviously, you can have multiple personalities while being online (a function of modern times), but definitely more indicative of something else. As though screaming about your lack of self worth, lack of education, being catered to by mom, all some how makes you superior, just because you think you are trolling. :popcorn:

I guess every generation has had obviousness. The OP is doing a good job trolling, but its not a high quality troll. More depressing really.

People troll to elicit a response or reaction. It becomes a function of a game. Especially, when someone starts trolling you back. Layers upon layers. Just wish it was more clever.
 

NamelessOne

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seriously defending having to leave the house to be able to look forward to finally returning home later as better than simply staying at home in the first place

O u mighty wageslave, please continue your adventure in the great outdoors
 
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UKserialkiller

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What I want to know, how does Z open so many accounts?

I had use a credit card to get on Rivals mssg boards. Once you get a permaban, can you use the same credit card to create another account?
 
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Ron Mehico

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seriously defending having to leave the house to be able to look forward to finally returning home later as better than simply staying at home in the first place

O u mighty wageslave, please continue your adventure in the great outdoors


You're not actually staying at home the whole time are you? Does that not drive you crazy? At least go to the gym and watch a movie. Maybe even go to the mall and buy some stuff and look at some hot girls. Putt putt golf. Hmmm, I might have just talked myself into leaving work early....
 

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I'm not whoever this Z character is.

As far as just sitting at the house, thats not all I do. I play video games. Sometimes I go to the gym. Sometimes I write. Browse the paddock all day. Wrap a blanket around me and take a nap.

Ahhh, i'm getting a little sleepy now. I'll come back around lunch time when you slaves can post.
 

-LEK-

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I dont think its Z. Its just a bored, dumb kid. This is his shinning moment in life. Just a narcissist. We will all end up supporting him later in life with our tax dollars.
 

NamelessOne

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So what are you stupid soulless wageslaves doing today? Oh thats right, mindless tasks for the money. The money to survive. That money. Haha, keep at it!

I couldnt begin to guess what I'll be doing today. Theres just so many possibilities!
 

UKserialkiller

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I find it truly remarkable. I can only have one username per email address, so I figure patheticone must have at least 7-8 email addresses, minimum, opened ONLY for the reason of creating new CI accounts.

I mean... that's sad. Even sadder than having to get up each day and go earn money.


The email thing is easy to create. But don't you have to sign up with Rivals using a credit card along with an email?
 

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Not feeling inspired? Let me hit you with a prompt.

Situation - A highly successful, closeted "power gay" (copyright KK) who is married to a woman is having a difficult time balancing his feelings of excitement for a new male intern at his financial firm. The intern is beautiful....he has a great body, is well kempt, and has a dynamic, fun personality.

The intern seems to be on to him.....he playfully flirts during their few but wonderful interactions in the office.

Our protagonist, we'll call him "PG"....enters the bathroom only to find the intern at the first urinal.


Go.
 
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argubs2

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Here is another, your choice. If you don't start writing soon, everyone will think you're full of ****. Are you a writer or not?

Situation - A young man (YM) in his 20's couldn't find a way into the local university. The late night romps in high school didn't help his grades, and he was never one for extracurricular activities other than plowing chicks amiright? lol.

He's found himself at a local pool cleaning company working 50 hours a week. It's a mid-May afternoon and it is uncharacteristically hot. He's finishing up yet another pool opening for a family across the town. The house is giagantic, they must be incredibly well off.

As he scrubs the inside of the pool, the heat becomes too much. He takes his shirt off to hopefully get some relief.

He looks around and notices the man of the house staring out the window at him. Looks to be holding a small glass....he takes a slow sip as he holds back the blinds.....then disappears.

Moments later, the man emerges from patio door next to the pool. He approaches the young man.

Man - "Hello there. I just wanted to come out and let you know you're doing a great job here."

YM - "Thanks sir....I hope to have it finished pretty soon, about 30 minutes."

Man - "Great, perfect. I must ask....is this a part time job? You look to be young....are you going to school?"

YM - "No sir...I was hoping to go but unfortunately couldn't manage the grades. I also couldn't begin to imagine the debt I would have to take on to finish up."

Man - "Son.....I might be able to help you with that. I have some things that you could help me with around here. These things......they might be things you don't have experience with yet. But don't worry....I can talk you through them. Would you like to go inside for a drink to discuss?"

YM - "Actually yeah.....that would be great!"




Go.
 

Bodvar Bjarki

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I walk into the bathroom and immediately the steam rises out of my ears like a squalling tea kettle at full boil. He sees me and I see him. There is a primal moment. A sizing up. In an instant dominance is established and I know how he wants it. So I walk past. Deliberately. I unzip loudly and the rich deep thunderous stream of my testosterone filled urine echoes off the walls like cheap diamonds bouncing down an aluminum gutter. I raise my head up and crane my neck backwards. Triumphantly. He cowers slightly as my display is utterly intimidating. Like a prancing rhino. Athletic and yet massive. He has no choice but to yield. He starts to talk but I shush him. A finger lingering over his pouting lips.

"Not now" I whisper then glide to the door. I'm going to take this one slow. Enjoy it. Make him earn the punishment we both know is coming.
 
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Unlike the dithering imbecile you idiots are toying with, I am an actual writer. Not just any writer, either. A great one.
 

Bodvar Bjarki

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Nice edit.
You write something. A paragraph on anything. Serious. Not so serious. I don't care. Try to be interesting for one paragraph. I don't want some Wikipedia paraphrased high schoolish diatribe on pop psychology, either.
 

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Some of you all are asking for my daily agenda


7am, wake up, eat breakfast and do some lifting
9am, check the paddock
9:30, either go for a cycle around, work on my project car or play a bit of guitar
12pm, cook up a nice nutritious lunch and do some reading
2pm, do some more lifting and/or reading
4pm, check paddock
4:30pm, clean up a bit and prepare some dinner
7:30pm, spend some time on the computer, watch a movie or browse internet
10pm, sleep
 
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seriously defending having to leave the house to be able to look forward to finally returning home later as better than simply staying at home in the first place

O u mighty wageslave, please continue your adventure in the great outdoors
 

NamelessOne

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We are the truly free. we are the future philosophers, future inventors, and future scientists. we are not held down by the tyranny of wage slavery.
 
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-LEK-

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You write something. A paragraph on anything. Serious. Not so serious. I don't care. Try to be interesting for one paragraph. I don't want some Wikipedia paraphrased high schoolish diatribe on pop psychology, either.
Sorry man, not into gay porn/erotica, all you.
 

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Do cheap diamonds sound different than expensive ones when bouncing down a gutter? I seriously doubt either would have a "deep, thunderous" tone. Would probably sound more like rocks in an aluminum tube. Guess I don't understand gay prose. Not that there's anything wrong with it.
 
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DSmith21

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Some of you all are asking for my daily agenda


7am, wake up, eat breakfast and do some lifting
9am, check the paddock
9:30, either go for a cycle around, work on my project car or play a bit of guitar
12pm, cook up a nice nutritious lunch and do some reading
2pm, do some more lifting and/or reading
4pm, check paddock
4:30pm, clean up a bit and prepare some dinner
7:30pm, spend some time on the computer, watch a movie or browse internet
10pm, sleep

All that "lifting" yet no time for a girlfriend. Too much of that kind of lifting will give you harry palms don't you know. I can't imagine why chicks aren't lining up to be with a broke loner living in his mama's house.

 
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