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Bodvar Bjarki

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He's The King of Cheese!

I can just see him grinning from ear to ear as he strolls down the street in his pajamas toting his 5lb block of Government cheese back to his van down by the river.
 
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Bodvar Bjarki

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I see your point, though. Obviously a sweet gig of collecting welfare and hiding in the basement are far better than working for a living and providing for your family. For a time there I thought you were just bragging as a self-defense mechanism for being a total worthless loser and lazy scumball but clearly these latest revelations show that I was way off. Sorry.
 
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NamelessOne

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Bodvar Bjarki said:
I see your point, though. Obviously a sweet gig of collecting welfare and hiding in the basement are far better than working for a living and providing for your family. For a time there I thought you were just bragging as a self-defense mechanism for being a total worthless loser and lazy scumball but clearly these latest revelations show that I was way off. Sorry.
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wageslaves, always assuming the worst. i suppose that's how you rationalize being a slave to corporate interests.
the joke is truly on you my friend
 
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I wish I could even make it to wage slave status. I'm a salary slave. I work sometimes and don't even get paid.

$37 an hour plus bonuses. Sounds nice.
 
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Bodvar Bjarki

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Namelessone got himself on the teat on account of he's got bad nerves. Taking them nervous pills and hiding in the dark. He sunburns intensely if even the slightest sunlight shines on him. I bet he looks like an albino mole and smells of cat pee.

Let me guess, jogging pants and a high school letter jacket if you have a winter appointment at the unemployment office? Am I getting close?
 
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You are the Anthony Robbins of life coaches for most of these guys. Outstanding advice. Improving lives a post at a time.[cheers]
 
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NamelessOne said:
Better be getting to bed soon wageslave.

You don't want your boss to reprimand you for being late do you?
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I was late for work today because I had a 7AM phone call for another project I'm doing. I had to leave the phone call early, which pissed off that client. And then I showed up late to the other client, which made them mad. So now everybody's pissed off. I guess my question is, how do you do it NamelessOne? I want to be like you.
 
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You guys still posting in here? Got pretty boring after the first couple of posts.
 
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NamelessOne

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WayneDougan said:
I was late for work today because I had a 7AM phone call for another project I'm doing. I had to leave the phone call early, which pissed off that client. And then I showed up late to the other client, which made them mad. So now everybody's pissed off. I guess my question is, how do you do it NamelessOne? I want to be like you.
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Sign up for a check early. As soon as you turn 18. Having loving parents that won't kick you out helps too.

My favorite thing to do is go to a Wageslave at a fastfood place with my video camera and film them the whole time. Than I ask them questions like if their parents are proud of their job and did they want to become a fast food employee when they were young. It is funny as hell watching them get all red faced and flustered.
 
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I was late for work today because I had a 7AM phone call for another project I'm doing. I had to leave the phone call early, which pissed off that client. And then I showed up late to the other client, which made them mad. So now everybody's pissed off. I guess my question is, how do you do it NamelessOne? I want to be like you.
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Just hire an attorney who is believed to have a social security judge in his back pocket along with some shady doctors. I am betting nameless was a client of one of these guys. The guy below became famous on 60 Minutes. Kentucky and Alabama lead the nation in percentage of population on SS disability.

http://www.kentucky.com/2015/05/26/3870407/government-moves-to-suspend-disability.html

 
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Someday boy, your mama will lose her looks and will no longer be able to pull $20 a trick. What are you going to do then? Don't wait for the inevitable end game, grab a bottle of Drano and drink heartily. Take one for the Gipper.
 
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I'm a 55 yo male. College educated, with an arts degree...sounded good at the time. The past 10 yrs. I have worked in a steel mill, pulling hundred pound gears out of a 1700 plus degree furnace, 12 hr. Shifts. Arthritis, diabetes,chronic ankle pain, probably die before I retire. Milk it while you can. Working for a living is overrated. A lot of you would pee your panties doing this for a living. Give up a useless nut to live off grid right now. Depending on know one...
 
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Just hire an attorney who is believed to have a social security judge in his back pocket along with some shady doctors. I am betting nameless was a client of one of these guys. The guy below became famous on 60 Minutes. Kentucky and Alabama lead the nation in percentage of population on SS disability.

http://www.kentucky.com/2015/05/26/3870407/government-moves-to-suspend-disability.html

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Good old Eric from Stanville, married so many foreign women his last was denied entry to the US.

He did have statues of himself on some billboards. He has a Statue of Liberty and an Abe Lincoln one in front of his office.

Ole Abe statue looks like the one in Washington where he's sitting down, and costed a few hundred thousand dollars.
 
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Good morning, wageslave.

It's a nice, beautiful morning outside right now. Just sitting out on my balcony, enjoying the views while listening to an audio book (Soren Kierkegaard "The Sickness Unto Death"). Too bad you can't truly enjoy the morning because:

Another day, another dollar.
 
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Ohiocatfan826

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I only wish that like you I had no self respect or desire to better myself, then I could live in my mom's basement and pretend like I was cool. I hate being an adult.
 
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Nice. It's always fun to read posts from uber idiots who think that the working man is a joke.

Hey buddy, appreciate it, because people like me are working to fund your disability check every month. So be grateful...
 
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