Hang In There Wage Slaves
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Just remember wageslaves, the leech always win no matter what. You are away at work slaving away to pay for our leechbux while we sit at home playing vidya, exercising, and whatever a leech decides to do. You will be worrying about your next day at work while the leech is just lounging away watching the latest anime. Just remember wageslaves, the leeches always win...
There has to be some kind of irony to a government leech listening to existentialist thought on audio tape.
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
Haha! Gotcha, wageslave!
Don't worry, it's not 5 am just yet. Did I make your heart pound? Chill guys. I'm just observing the stars with my telescope. I can see Mars and constellations from here. Wish you could join me, but you have to sleep soon. You need as much stamina as you can to please your master tomorrow morning. I'll be leaving you to your unpaid preparations then. Try not to spend too much time in traffic!
Haha! Gotcha, wageslave!
Don't worry, it's not 5 am just yet. Did I make your heart pound? Chill guys. I'm just observing the stars with my telescope. I can see Mars and constellations from here. Wish you could join me, but you have to sleep soon. You need as much stamina as you can to please your master tomorrow morning. I'll be leaving you to your unpaid preparations then. Try not to spend too much time in traffic!
What am I missing? How is this idiot trolling enough people to get to 5 pages?
Is this the best time in history to be a Leech?
Last year I was becoming depressed over being a Leech, but now I'm realizing, that home is safe and nice.
wage slave goes to work
gets shot on the street
wage slave goes to a bar
gets blown to pieces
wage slave goes to a club
trampled, then burns to death
wage slave goes on a vacation
gets bombed mid-flight
Everyone is constantly afraid and panicking - for a reason. They won't find me in my home. Statistically, I'm living the safest, comfiest life possible. Even my parents have stopped blaming me and I can feel their jealousy.
i also get my Leechbux payment tomorrow too
Last year I was becoming depressed over being a Leech, but now I'm realizing, that home is safe and nice.
wage slave goes to work
gets shot on the street
wage slave goes to a bar
gets blown to pieces
wage slave goes to a club
trampled, then burns to death
wage slave goes on a vacation
gets bombed mid-flight
Everyone is constantly afraid and panicking - for a reason. They won't find me in my home. Statistically, I'm living the safest, comfiest life possible. Even my parents have stopped blaming me and I can feel their jealousy.
i also get my Leechbux payment tomorrow too
Necroing this thread to ask op how he feels about Trump's victory. Your permanent vacation is about at the end son. Maybe if u ask nicely u can work with me in the coal mines. U can make $30/hr no experience needed. Come home to "mom" looking blacker than flavor flav after a mud bath. What say u op?
2/10 troll. Although I guess with the amount of people in this thread buying into it I could bump you up to 4/10.
Pretty sure its Z. Its still funny though.
Everyone is constantly afraid and panicking - for a reason. They won't find me in my home. Statistically, I'm living the safest, comfiest life possible. Even my parents have stopped blaming me and I can feel their jealousy.
This has the same syntax that Z uses. He normally ends with active verbs to illustrate an upward curve in meaning or effect, and usually conjugates his perceived coup de gras (insult or emotional provoker) at the end.
Examples:
Trump cut them some special favors. Used Defense contracts as the carrot. As Bob said, he's already picking winners and he hasn't even taken office yet. This is going to be a disaster of epic proportions and you know what, you idiots deserve it.
People that come into the movie theater and sit right behind you or right in front of you when it's practically empty. You are a real douchbag if you do that.
If BBUK is from Michigan then their case just got much stronger. Plus he quotes himself multiple times in his sig line... and they are really lame quotes, too. That multiplies the douchery by like ten-fold.
I tried that place. Once. Terrible. It tasted like 79 cents.
etc. Obviously it may not point to him, but the OP and him use the same illustrative insults and the end of their sentences.
Call me crazy but I really like going to work. Feels good working and making money. Plus, I'd be bored as all get out having nothing to do every day.
I think its about time all of us NEETs give the wagies some appreciation for working crappy mcdonalds jobs that give us nourishment and for funding out NEET lifestyles by paying their taxes. I know its hard for you wagecucks working a crappy job for a boss you might even have a gold digger gf but don't worry I speak for all NEETs when I say thanks wageslaves. 
Almost a year under Trump and nothing has changed. No new worries fellas. I do wanna take the time to thank you all for another year of your hard work to enable my freedom from wageslavery.
In the past year, I have added quiet a bit of muscle. I learned another new language (Portugese) learning to play bass, wrote 12 new songs, learned Python. The life of a NEET knows no bounds. I'm glad that I am not tied down by the injustices of wageslavery.
Also, this past year I used some of my Good Boy Points to invest in Bitcoin and ETH and made quiet a killing. So I wanted to thank you guys for that as well.
Well, I don't wanna waste too much of your time, I know you have to go back to slaving tomorrow. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. I'm going to go record Taco Bell employees at the drive through window and ask them how it feels to have fallen so low. Cheers
In the past year, I have added quiet a bit of muscle. I learned another new language (Portugese) learning to play bass, wrote 12 new songs, learned Python. The life of a NEET knows no bounds. I'm glad that I am not tied down by the injustices of wageslavery.
Also, this past year I used some of my Good Boy Points to invest in Bitcoin and ETH and made quiet a killing. So I wanted to thank you guys for that as well.
Well, I don't wanna waste too much of your time, I know you have to go back to slaving tomorrow. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. I'm going to go record Taco Bell employees at the drive through window and ask them how it feels to have fallen so low. Cheers
That would make you a worthless slug. You will continue to be sub-human and just get by. I am OK with that. I may work but, I will also live a better life while you waste away to Jaba the Hut size. Your parents must be proud.
Realistically you are the one that will get Jaba size. You have no time to exercise or eat properly with a 50 hour work week. Working for someone else to make money. What a fool.
I am able to get up and go for a jog every morning. I hit the weights routinely and my mom makes my meals down to the T of what I request. I get a lot of protein. I assure you I am in much better shape physically than you. But I do appreciate your hard work. It allows me the freedom to do as I choose.
That is false, you don't jog because you are a fat lazy slug. It is known that those who don't work are generally lazy and not motivated to exercise. I assure you that after 20 plus years of service to the military, training and physical fitness is in my DNA. I work out every morning before I go to work and teach martial arts twice a week in the evenings. Even at 60, I would destroy you physically. But, if using your on line game playing fitness helps your confidence, more power to you little man.
Look at the wagie delusion and anger in this post. I'm truly sorry for your bitterness that you have wasted so much of your life working for another to make money. I'm sorry that you have lost time on family. I'm sorry you have lost out on making memories. I'm sorry that it's a struggle for you to take time to get fit.
However I can assure you am highly motivated. I work out a lot. More than most I'm sure. Don't be upset that I have been able to beat the system. You could have to if you would have just swallowed that selfish pride. The good book says Pride cometh before the fall. Proverbs, look it up when you have are able to grab a few minutes of spare time.
And although I'm sure I would "destroy you physically" in any matter of physical competition, I would rather you be fully capable to keep on working. In fact, I wish you a very healthy life to work as long as possible. And don't let it be said I don't appreciate your work and taxes.
Anger, that's funny. I know what type of person you are and I am OK with it. You will continue to live in swallow and will die a lonely death not having contributed to society. You are what most call a drain on society but, we need people like you to show those that are willing to work what not to become. They will see what you have become (fat lazy sludge) and not want to be anything like that. Thank you for being that which will teach our kids what not to become. Once they see you and how disgusting you look, it will be enough.
P.S. The good book also says those who do not work should not eat. Your being lazy is also evident in your lack of intelligence. You cannot understand the written word or its meaning. May God have mercy on your soul.
Again, I am not fat and I hate being called lazy.
Every morning I get up at 7
I read 300 pages of any given book every day
I go to the gym every day
I read an hour of the Bible every day
Also an hour of language study
And when I say every day I mean every day, no weekends off. I work 80 plus hour weeks at least.
On top of this, I get paid a check by the government for over 2000 a month. And I'm free to get up and go do whatever I want any time. where you are tied down.
Also, you are starting to mistype. You're probably getting sleepy. You better get to bed wagie. That alarm will be going off soon.
Reading the bible does not mean you understand. Apparently, you lack comprehension skills and intelligence which only proves you are lying. It should be obvious to most you need attention and want to be accepted. Kind of reminds me of a Frank Burns type. Prick of a finger for a purple heart medal. You succeeded in doing that but, you are still lazy, Just had to do it Troll.
Wanting to get raped in divorce court
Not spending my free time doing whatever I want
Using virgin as an insult
You would be surprised at how many stay at home moms and wives talk to me because hubby is out wage slaving.
By the way, some of you are wondering how I have had this success.
When I was 18, I pretended to have schizophrenia by yelling and making a scene at the benefits office and that in combination with the time I got hospitalized for trying to kill myself over WoW helped me score over 2000/month leechbux.
When I was 18, I pretended to have schizophrenia by yelling and making a scene at the benefits office and that in combination with the time I got hospitalized for trying to kill myself over WoW helped me score over 2000/month leechbux.
This thread has entertained me from the OP's first post. NamelessOne has done a good job of trolling a lot of people on the Paddock that should know better. NO isn't some young guy living in his mom's basement. Not even convinced it's a dude. Writes with proper grammar mostly so she/he isn't a snowflake. This is a middle aged working stiff that has nothing going for himself/herself and is bored as ****. She started this thread two years ago and got it going again after a year of being dormant. Psychopathic tendencies. Props Nameless.
Ah what a great day to have gotten so much done. As I have just finished reading Atlas Shrugged for the night, I think it's almost time to wind down. Thankfully Mom made some chicken tenders for me for my bedtime snack. Now I set back and do my deep thinking. Sometimes I ponder life's existential questions. Sometimes I dream about the Byzantine Empire and get sad at it's eventual decline.
As the summer closes out, I think I will take a few days off from my reading and studying. Maybe I will go out and enjoy the last of the warm days this year. Maybe go out on the lake. Or maybe one of you all could offer a suggestion. What would you do if this week if you didn't have to slave away at work?
Hopefully you all will get to read my post on awaking and be encouraged to go another day. I leave you with my daily quote.
Remember wagie: another day, another dollar.
As the summer closes out, I think I will take a few days off from my reading and studying. Maybe I will go out and enjoy the last of the warm days this year. Maybe go out on the lake. Or maybe one of you all could offer a suggestion. What would you do if this week if you didn't have to slave away at work?
Hopefully you all will get to read my post on awaking and be encouraged to go another day. I leave you with my daily quote.
Remember wagie: another day, another dollar.
Me thinks Brushy Bill.
Flip side of the coin, but totally ridiculous position. Reel 'em in.
I am not swayed by the theatrics and rhetoric of politicians, that's more of a wagie thing to do. You all need someone to focus your hate on. Which is why you chose to attack your so called enemy instead of love your favorite side. I prefer my time writing or studying the philosophy behind political issues. That being said, I would have voted for Trump because I value his positions.
It is however disheartening to see so many whose parents didn't love them. I simply cannot fathom having parents that would not help support me. I cannot fathom having parents who force me to get a job. Did your parents stop loving you at 18? 25? 30? Did they ever love you? No wonder so many of you are bitter.
But hey, another day, another dollar.
But hey, another day, another dollar.