Hang In There Wage Slaves
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Why would I want a chick bringing me down? You would know this if you had time for a social life between your slave shifts.
It's not that they might sound different if they are real or fake diamonds, it is in the mood that is supposed to be set in the encounter. The situation given was a bathroom encounter at work. That suggested a juxtaposition atwixt formal/expensive and cheap/tawdry to me. A reckless unseemly encounter.
Had I simply said "diamonds" then that is the wrong mood. You need the cheap ones for it to work.
As for the sound, if rocks going down a hollow aluminum pipe do not thunder then I don't know what does. If it didn't work for you then I apologize.
I found Bodvar's paragraph pretty damn amusing, as this entire thread is really. Solid work, wage slaves.
The word "thunder" sets the mood for me as one of thunder. Like in a thunder storm. Rocks in a gutter would create a cacophony of sound, but it would be hardly thunderous. I think a cow on a flat rock would have gotten your point across with more believability. Since you were obviously the pitcher in that scenario, perhaps bull on a flat rock would be more appropriate.
I also notice an abundance of simile in your writing. Might want to work on that. Spend more time fleshing out the article or action you are describing rather than your metaphor. I hope you don't mind creative input.
I also notice an abundance of simile in your writing. Might want to work on that. Spend more time fleshing out the article or action you are describing rather than your metaphor. I hope you don't mind creative input.
You say that you don't want a girlfriend and according to your schedule, your only "social life" is your interaction with mama. Sounds like a classic Oedipus complex to me. What happens when mama isn't around to take care of ALL of your needs?
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Normies knowing about frogposting is a true sign the Golden Age of the internet is over.
No I dont bow to any roastie.
I guess I'm gonna have a drink guys.
But think of it this way, you've about made it to hump day.
I find it a lil odd how many people that post on these forums on the net are always successful people. I would love to meet a person on the net who aint raking in six figures a year. I doubt i ever will. I never get bored of the ones who aint shy to brag about how awesome their life is. To any struggling person out there, invest into some wifi and a username on a forum and you too will have all the cash you can spend in a lifetime.
Man, I'm broke. Can't finance free parking. Don't care, don't give a ****. Happy as hell, and the only ****** part about life is having to deal with other people.
What's sadder:
-facetiously admitting you live in mommy's basement and browse the paddock all day?
-actually admitting you steal from your employer by browsing the paddock all day?
Regular, healthy, slithery ***** are highly underrated IMO
I drink Metamucil not for the health benefits, but for the entertainment benefits. It makes your morning **** better than a cup of coffee. I often catch myself throwing up three goggles afterwards.
Good morning, wageslave. Time to contribute to society. Afterall:
Another day, another dollar.
Another day, another dollar.
If I didn't work I sure as sh** wouldn't get up before 7/8 o' clock to mock people on an internet message board.
There is truly nothing more pathetic than the wageslave. I actually feel better being a leech than being a slave.
Narcissism will do that. I get you are trolling, and its fine, I do my fare share, but its just more sad really. Good for you for being a leech and being born to a life of privilege. Maybe you can squander your family savings and do absolutely nothing important with your life? Its good to have dreams.
You should probably see someone to treat your clinical depression. First world problems.
*YAAWWWWWWWWNNN*
Good morning, wageslave. I have a long day ahead of me consisting of tendies and vidya. As for you, another day, another dollar.
I get that you are trolling, but I'm going to keep taking you serious and adressing your comments. Also, learn 4chan.
layers upon layers of a troll. you only have level 1 thinking. its ok, you are a millennial, depth isnt your forte.
I am a wage slave. My rate is 37/hr plus bonuses totalling another 10-15 grand.
Oh, the horror...
Oh, the horror...
It would be so much more fun to sit at the library in my swimming trunks and house slippers at 8am worrying about what a bunch of message board posters were doing. What a life!
The government gives me money though.
I bet all the quality hunnies in the cigarette line at WalMart fall all over you with that pickup line. Flash an EBT card and some meth sores and the world is yours, eh?