Good Sunday to you Six Pack!
What is the definition of defense? It is the capability of resisting someone’s attack. In terms of the cream talk, the ones that resist the most seem to rise to the top. The Stallion isn’t referring to that sissy football that they play in the BIG 12 or the PAC-12, where the first team to reach 60 points MAY win the game. Really??? Is this where college football is now. </SPAN>
The Stallion is a believer that the team that holds their opponent to 14 points or less is truly the Cream. Hence the top teams of the Cream Rankings fall into these categories. Look at West Virginia, Texas, your beloved Black Bears, and even the Dawgs of Georgia. Yes, they were sexy in their style of offense. But if you dig deeper into the soul, they aren’t much different than any super model that has legs that go on for days and an inner being that is made of stone. Chris Rock would reference this sort of woman as “someone you wouldn’t hesitate to shake ‘em to death”. That style will make teams compete every now and then when the talent improves but it isn’t sustainable.
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That’s why when you look on a national perspective, the Oregons, the Kansas States, the Oklahomas, and the USCw Trojans won’t live up to the smashmouth styles that make up the top leaders of the Cream Rankings. Alabama and LSU have consistently shown that you win championships with defense. Auburn was the rarity, but it took a man-beast to prove the Stallion’s theory wrong and two years removed, the head honcho will be forced out of the plains. That sort of philosophy just doesn’t flourish in the Cream League of all of the Land.</SPAN>
And now the Stallion has accepted, that’s why Florida is now getting into the mix. The defense and special teams is for real in the Swamp, and they force turnovers. LSU has proven year over year, you can win ugly and without a competent quarterback. Who knew that there was a worse quarterback in Baton Rouge than Lee and Jefferson. And look at Bama! They haven’t had a star at QB since Joe Namath and Kenny Stabler. It just isn’t necessary. What is necessary to be Cream is a defense that dominates.</SPAN>
The Cream rankings are as follows for Week 8.
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#1) </SPAN>Alabama Crimson Tide</SPAN> – They show signs of vulnerability but in reality, probably will cruise into the SEC Championship game.</SPAN>
#2) </SPAN>Florida Gators </SPAN>– If you can score 21 points on 29 yards of offense, then you might be a Cream-neck.
#3) </SPAN>LSU Tigers</SPAN> – Ugly is the new beautiful. If anyone knows how to play football, LSU will be taking tryouts because they are running out of players.</SPAN>
#4) </SPAN>South Carolina Gamecocks </SPAN>– The OBC thought you could just go into the swamp and chuck it around and see what happens. I think when he said “chuck” he was referring to the pass and not the fumble. No Lattimore equals no cream for the Cocks. Did I just say that?
#5) </SPAN>Mississippi State Bulldogs </SPAN>– Now the season begins! Is the #5 ranking worthy?
#6) </SPAN>Georgia Bulldogs </SPAN>– Richt can thank the SEC commish for providing them with the easiest schedule in the SEC. Otherwise, the Dawgs may be in the 9 or 10 range in the Cream Rankings.</SPAN>
#7) </SPAN>Texas A&M</SPAN> – Little Johnny Football has a bright future, mainly because he won’t have to see Barkevious Mingo or Sam Montgomery anymore in his career.
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#8) </SPAN>Arkansas Razorbacks</SPAN> – “SMILE. SMIIIIILE!!!!” (John L. is smiling because the spotlight is off of the Razorbacks.
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#9) </SPAN>Ole Miss Rebels</SPAN> – The Bears are moving up mainly because the rest sucks.</SPAN>
#10) Vanderbilt Commodores</SPAN> – Chizik, you've been Franklin-ed. You lose to the Dores, then you probably lose your job.
#11) </SPAN>Tennessee Vols</SPAN> – Yes, Bobby, how do you look in Orange?
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#12) </SPAN>Missouri Tigers </SPAN>– Licking their wounds in the off week. </SPAN>
#13) </SPAN>Auburn Tigers </SPAN>– Waving the white toilet paper at Toomer’s Corner. But that is one of surrender.</SPAN>
#14) </SPAN>Kentucky Wildcats </SPAN>– Has just forgotten how to win. Plain and simple.
HOT BOUDIN – Florida Gators - The Stallion has officially opened his mind to the Gators as painful as that may be, but this team will challenge the Tide (or the Tigers) for the Cream Championship with that defense….okay okay (or the Bulldogs)
COLD COOSH COOSH – Auburn Cheezesticks – Turn out the lights the party is over. Back to back cold coosh coosh is no way to respond from a Rebel loss. The perennial doormats in Nashville are now your superiors.</SPAN>
Love,
Stallion</SPAN>
What is the definition of defense? It is the capability of resisting someone’s attack. In terms of the cream talk, the ones that resist the most seem to rise to the top. The Stallion isn’t referring to that sissy football that they play in the BIG 12 or the PAC-12, where the first team to reach 60 points MAY win the game. Really??? Is this where college football is now. </SPAN>
The Stallion is a believer that the team that holds their opponent to 14 points or less is truly the Cream. Hence the top teams of the Cream Rankings fall into these categories. Look at West Virginia, Texas, your beloved Black Bears, and even the Dawgs of Georgia. Yes, they were sexy in their style of offense. But if you dig deeper into the soul, they aren’t much different than any super model that has legs that go on for days and an inner being that is made of stone. Chris Rock would reference this sort of woman as “someone you wouldn’t hesitate to shake ‘em to death”. That style will make teams compete every now and then when the talent improves but it isn’t sustainable.
</SPAN>
That’s why when you look on a national perspective, the Oregons, the Kansas States, the Oklahomas, and the USCw Trojans won’t live up to the smashmouth styles that make up the top leaders of the Cream Rankings. Alabama and LSU have consistently shown that you win championships with defense. Auburn was the rarity, but it took a man-beast to prove the Stallion’s theory wrong and two years removed, the head honcho will be forced out of the plains. That sort of philosophy just doesn’t flourish in the Cream League of all of the Land.</SPAN>
And now the Stallion has accepted, that’s why Florida is now getting into the mix. The defense and special teams is for real in the Swamp, and they force turnovers. LSU has proven year over year, you can win ugly and without a competent quarterback. Who knew that there was a worse quarterback in Baton Rouge than Lee and Jefferson. And look at Bama! They haven’t had a star at QB since Joe Namath and Kenny Stabler. It just isn’t necessary. What is necessary to be Cream is a defense that dominates.</SPAN>
The Cream rankings are as follows for Week 8.
</SPAN>
#1) </SPAN>Alabama Crimson Tide</SPAN> – They show signs of vulnerability but in reality, probably will cruise into the SEC Championship game.</SPAN>
#2) </SPAN>Florida Gators </SPAN>– If you can score 21 points on 29 yards of offense, then you might be a Cream-neck.
#3) </SPAN>LSU Tigers</SPAN> – Ugly is the new beautiful. If anyone knows how to play football, LSU will be taking tryouts because they are running out of players.</SPAN>
#4) </SPAN>South Carolina Gamecocks </SPAN>– The OBC thought you could just go into the swamp and chuck it around and see what happens. I think when he said “chuck” he was referring to the pass and not the fumble. No Lattimore equals no cream for the Cocks. Did I just say that?
#5) </SPAN>Mississippi State Bulldogs </SPAN>– Now the season begins! Is the #5 ranking worthy?
#6) </SPAN>Georgia Bulldogs </SPAN>– Richt can thank the SEC commish for providing them with the easiest schedule in the SEC. Otherwise, the Dawgs may be in the 9 or 10 range in the Cream Rankings.</SPAN>
#7) </SPAN>Texas A&M</SPAN> – Little Johnny Football has a bright future, mainly because he won’t have to see Barkevious Mingo or Sam Montgomery anymore in his career.
</SPAN>
#8) </SPAN>Arkansas Razorbacks</SPAN> – “SMILE. SMIIIIILE!!!!” (John L. is smiling because the spotlight is off of the Razorbacks.
</SPAN>
#9) </SPAN>Ole Miss Rebels</SPAN> – The Bears are moving up mainly because the rest sucks.</SPAN>
#10) Vanderbilt Commodores</SPAN> – Chizik, you've been Franklin-ed. You lose to the Dores, then you probably lose your job.
#11) </SPAN>Tennessee Vols</SPAN> – Yes, Bobby, how do you look in Orange?
</SPAN>
#12) </SPAN>Missouri Tigers </SPAN>– Licking their wounds in the off week. </SPAN>
#13) </SPAN>Auburn Tigers </SPAN>– Waving the white toilet paper at Toomer’s Corner. But that is one of surrender.</SPAN>
#14) </SPAN>Kentucky Wildcats </SPAN>– Has just forgotten how to win. Plain and simple.
HOT BOUDIN – Florida Gators - The Stallion has officially opened his mind to the Gators as painful as that may be, but this team will challenge the Tide (or the Tigers) for the Cream Championship with that defense….okay okay (or the Bulldogs)
COLD COOSH COOSH – Auburn Cheezesticks – Turn out the lights the party is over. Back to back cold coosh coosh is no way to respond from a Rebel loss. The perennial doormats in Nashville are now your superiors.</SPAN>
Love,
Stallion</SPAN>
