I don't expect you to remember anything past the last fly that you snapped at while mulling over the decision to lick your balls or go chase the mail truck, so I'll let you off easy on this.
Second, I have never said ANY coach was anything other than a "decent hire" until they had a couple of seasons under their belts. You may wish to have some of your nurses read my earlier posts about Pete Carroll's unceremonious arrival at USC, which did not event rise to decent hire until two years later.
Third, I have also indicated that I think the effect of Mullen will be pretty close to immediate in both the total offense and the W/L column. I have my doubts, however, about a freshman quarterback behind your current O Line and consider it delusional enough for involuntary hospitalization to believe otherwise. I will be happy to set up a reservation at the Whitfield Hilton if you desire.
Fourth, USC boards are not nearly as much fun.
Fifth, douche is the best you've got?