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[AFM22]

Wasn't that thread like 50 pages? Why did he all of a sudden get the hammer?

TOO MUCH HOSS

 

[AFM22]

Easthawk is in jail or prison. Whichever is worse.

He calls in to the 100mg THC thread occasionally though.

NO, SOME GUY CALLED WEASTHAWK CALLS IN. WE DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S ACTUALLY HIMS

 

[Gibbs_dontbanmetom]

This thread is amazing. WDDT trying to indoctrinate Gibbs into his Alpha Bro ideology. Lunchbox and Gibbs going back and forth because they're addicted to each other. Alaska trying, and failing miserably, to talk a little sense into Gibbs. It's like reading a book with each chapter having the same common theme.

P.S. Where is EastHawk? There doesn't seem to be any HOSS talk or T&A in this thread.

Did you miss the chapter with moogy going off? I think you mean westhawk perhaps he’s over the r-tard talk and I believe he was banned for his porn.

 

[McLovin32]

NO, SOME GUY CALLED WEASTHAWK CALLS IN. WE DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S ACTUALLY HIMS

OH SHID TAHTS RITE

 

[SoProudNole]

YEASTHAWK IS WHO YOU WANT

 

[AFM22]

YEASTHAWK IS WHO YOU WANT

MR BEASTHAWK1062

 

[DoubleDutch]

You’re a strange dude. No one cares about you being trans and suffering from mental illness. You and many others on here need some serious help.

Phuck you Gibbs! Leave my bae alone.

 

[DoubleDutch]

Only thing I crave is @LunchBox50. He is yummy in my tummy.

 

[DoubleDutch]

When are you upgrading your iPhone 15? I'm surprised you didn't buy a Pro.

Hi friend, haven’t seen in a while.

 

[DoubleDutch]

 

[DoubleDutch]

He seriously thinks someone might buy this idea that he's not DoubleDutch. It's wild.

He needs some serious help. Someone that’s there for him like I am for you. I can’t wait for tonight!

 

[WDDT]

He needs some serious help. Someone that’s there for him like I am for you. I can’t wait for tonight!

Tell us a little about yourself. Hawk fan?

 

[HoggI74]

If our board opens back up you belong there.

 

[Gibbs_dontbanmetom]

Soooo, is Tom letting us back in yet or what’s the hold up?

 

[GesterHawk]

 

[GesterHawk]

I think my favorite part is gibbs still tries to claim Millah, McLovin, and lunchbox (and I'm often thrown in the mix, too) are all the same person despite all of us being here for over 20 years. Long before his stench sullied the board. All of us have been here since college.

#WeAreMcLegion

 

[GesterHawk]

They're terrible and getting worse. Did I read someone say that Scrubby is worse here than he was on the old board? He keeps getting worse here too and I'm floored by the kind of things he says to me without a second thought - disgusting things. I disagree with those who say he's not a troll based on my interactions with him anyway.

Yes, yes he is.

 

[HoggI74]

I still have a lot of friends in the JoCo cycling community and was told that Gilbert added bike lanes and cut down from four to two driving lanes. I lol'd and thought of you behind the wheel of your truck after stopping at the Hills Casey's and visiting the bird sanctuary before heading north on Sand Rd.

Don't worry about me though, I'm barely on the roads anymore. Too busy shredding the gnar bro.

I hope you have an active organ donor card. I have dibs on your right elbow if my pickleball tendonitis doesn't go away...

Looks like someone did a drive by pic of our daily Hills Casey's CAVE Man meeting earlier today...
Citizens Against Virtually Everything...

 

[DoubleDutch]

Tell us a little about yourself. Hawk fan?

I’m lunchbox50’s bae. He asked me to join so he could get more of me, as if he doesn’t get enough at home. I don’t watch sports as I don’t care for silly jocks.
Tell me a little about yourself big boy.

 

[WDDT]

I’m lunchbox50’s bae. He asked me to join so he could get more of me, as if he doesn’t get enough at home. I don’t watch sports as I don’t care for silly jocks.
Tell me a little about yourself big boy.

Well you, just your typical 6'1 220 blonde haired blue eyed "jock"..... nothing you would care for.
L-i-v-i-n the good life in a little slice of God's country nestled in the middle raccoon river valley.


Where's home?

 

[DoubleDutch]

Well you, just your typical 6'1 220 blonde haired blue eyed "jock"..... nothing you would care for.
L-i-v-i-n the good life in a little slice of God's country nestled in the middle raccoon river valley.


Where's home?

I grew up around the Minnesota North Shore. I’ve moved around a lot as an adult for work, but hoping to settle down someplace soon as I have plenty of money saved up for us to live out the rest of our lives. I’ll most likely let him determine where that is.

 

[WDDT]

I grew up around the Minnesota North Shore. I’ve moved around a lot as an adult for work, but hoping to settle down someplace soon as I have plenty of money saved up for us to live out the rest of our lives. I’ll most likely let him determine where that is.

No kidding... I happen to know that area fairly well.... surely you have been over to kings in miesville.


So what is it you two like to do other than chat on a message board? You guys ever met in real life? **** getting serious as old kip would say?

 

[DoubleDutch]

No kidding... I happen to know that area fairly well.... surely you have been over to kings in miesville.


So what is it you two like to do other than chat on a message board? You guys ever met in real life? **** getting serious as old kip would say?

We see each other just about every day. We currently live together and spend most of our time getting it on!

 

[WDDT]

We see each other just about every day. We currently live together and spend most of our time getting it on!

kings? Ever been?


That puts you near the infamous adult store in Newton correct? You ever uh.... gone and picked something out for yourself nice for him?

 

[LunchBox50]

No kidding... I happen to know that area fairly well.... surely you have been over to kings in miesville.


So what is it you two like to do other than chat on a message board? You guys ever met in real life? **** getting serious as old kip would say?

King's is a regular stop for me and some guys after golf in Redwing, Hastings and Cannon. What's your burger? I will judge your answer.

 

[Moogy]

Well, I tried boys.

Are there police that can get to your house ... or have you boobytrapped the vast wasteland so the authorities can't safely enter?

 

[WDDT]

King's is a regular stop for me and some guys after golf in Redwing, Hastings and Cannon. What's your burger? I will judge your answer.

The knight is the gold standard and for anyone that has never been the half pounder is the best traditional burger Ive ever ate.


The slugger is my favorite.

That course in Redwing is legit. ( Im assuming you mean the one just north of RW)

 

[WDDT]

Are there police that can get to your house ... or have you boobytrapped the vast wasteland so the authorities can't safely enter?

No dude, thats the beauty, zero cops in the state of Iowa.



Why dont you head back to the children's table while the adults finish up here Doogy.

 

[DoubleDutch]

King's is a regular stop for me and some guys after golf in Redwing, Hastings and Cannon. What's your burger? I will judge your answer.

Don’t forget to tell him how we met at the casino in Redwing. I’ve been making an annual trip there every years since my 18th birthday and I can’t wait to have you join this year.

 

[DoubleDutch]

kings? Ever been?


That puts you near the infamous adult store in Newton correct? You ever uh.... gone and picked something out for yourself nice for him?

Bae has taken me to the Lions Den a few times, I don’t like it for a few reasons. I don’t want to share my man with anyone else and I prefer the real thing over sex toys.

 

[WDDT]

Don’t forget to tell him how we met at the casino in Redwing. I’ve been making an annual trip there every years since my 18th birthday and I can’t wait to have you join this year.

Kings Mother phucker.... have you been?

 

[DoubleDutch]

Kings Mother phucker.... have you been?

I have and I’m more of a dad phucker.
What are your thoughts on the potato salad? Lunchy thinks it’s best ever made but he still hasn’t tried my grandma’s famous recipe.
When it comes to the burgers, I’m a big fan of the fast ball.

 

[WDDT]

I have and I’m more of a dad phucker.
What are your thoughts on the potato salad? Lunchy thinks it’s best ever made but he still hasn’t tried my grandma’s famous recipe.

The potato salad is legit. As a proper German boy Im partial to my mother's version but its damn good. So you lived up just short of the northwoods and settled down in Newton.


Met at the casino huh? I was just at Treasure Island myself. That casino s met but the Waterpark was surprisingly nice. You a golfer also or prefer the other ball sports ?

 

[DoubleDutch]

The potato salad is legit. As a proper German boy Im partial to my mother's version but its damn good. So you lived up just short of the northwoods and settled down in Newton.


Met at the casino huh? I was just at Treasure Island myself. That casino s met but the Waterpark was surprisingly nice. You a golfer also or prefer the other ball sports ?

I’ve been to the waterpark but nothing lately. I already told you I don’t play ball. I only play with men’s balls.

 

[Moogy]

I, for the life of me, can't figure out why that Tom fella doesn't want you guys back on his website.

 

[Wobmam Rulez!]

HE'S IN JAILS OR PRISONS, WHICHEVER IS WORSE BECAUSE OF THE BOOB AND BUTT THREAD

A Turkish prison.

 

[Gibbs_dontbanmetom]

I, for the life of me, can't figure out why that Tom fella doesn't want you guys back on his website.

I’m sure I’ll regret this but why the hell are you even here and not on a penn state board?

 

[LunchBox50]

The knight is the gold standard and for anyone that has never been the half pounder is the best traditional burger Ive ever ate.


The slugger is my favorite.

That course in Redwing is legit. ( Im assuming you mean the one just north of RW)

Red Wing GC is kinda funky and Mississippi Nat'l is great.

There's a sketchy AF strip joint over the bridge in Hager City.

 

[WDDT]

Red Wing GC is kinda funky and Mississippi Nat'l is great.

There's a sketchy AF strip joint over the bridge in Hager City.

Noted.


Mississippi national is the one Ive played.


How come you didnt tell us you had a Mrs's? She seems like a nice guy.

 

[LunchBox50]

Noted.

Mississippi national is the one Ive played.

I'm trying to find a weekend this fall to get over to Sand Valley. I love that place in September and the first week of October before they shut down.