I heard Brandon Speck...

dogeatdog

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Jan 1, 2013
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Hangs out at bathrooms at public parks and has swallowed more throat yogurt

than Linda Lovelace.
 

ChillbillyRock

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Aug 30, 2009
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i heard Brandon Speck knows the answer to "Hughs your Daddy?"

 

FlabLoser

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Aug 20, 2006
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Brandon Speck was on the field for one play in football, and he was tackled for a 1 point safety.
 

Lettucexxxx

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Brandon Speck refuses to place his hand over his heart during the National Anthem.
 

CadaverDawg

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Dec 5, 2011
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Yesterday, I took a big ole steamy Brandon Speck and then wiped my *** with the softest Talty paper
 

Allday.sixpack

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Aug 24, 2012
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I heard Brandon Speck drove the entire trip to BBVA Compass Bowl in the left lane going 50-70 mph refusing to set his cruise control and kept his right blinker on his Honda Pilot.
 

FlabLoser

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Aug 20, 2006
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I heard Brandon Speck found a cure for cancer, but he won't tell anybody what it is.
 

HammerOfTheDogs

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Jun 20, 2001
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You may not know it, but this man's a spy. He's an undercover agent for the FBI, sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan. (That should get Bear fans looking real suspicious at him.).
 

prairiedawg

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Aug 1, 2012
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I heard Brandon Speck convinced Stansbury to sign Sidney

this years after a career in baseball where he hit the line drive that hit Gene Morgan.
 
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I heard Brandon Speck has designed the uniforms we are going to wear next year.

v Oklahoma St. to commemorate our victory over them in 1999.